Matriculative Dynamics is a totally fake business buzz word. In a world of overused business buzz words like “verticals”, “synergy”, and “bandwidth”... it seemed that something should be made up that is nonsensical and could be woven into conversation. The word was created on 5/21/22 in Atlanta, Ga in closed door meeting of the MDIC.
The Matriculative Dynamics of the vertical and horizontal onboarding of this data is going to be a real pain. We should circle back and have a zoom call to discuss.
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A really difficult series of undergraduate and an almost impossible series of graduate Meteorology courses where you are forced, against your will, to derive a lot of pointless shit. Avoid at all costs.
Syn: Succubus, Marriage, Graduate School, and any other thing that leaves the victim completely devoid of a life.
Syn: Succubus, Marriage, Graduate School, and any other thing that leaves the victim completely devoid of a life.
"Hey Ted, wanna hit the bars?
No I can't, I have Atmospheric Dynamics homework to do.
Didn't you do it last night?
Are you kidding me, that shit takes up about 4 hours of my night... EVERY NIGHT!
Sucks to be you Ted!"
No I can't, I have Atmospheric Dynamics homework to do.
Didn't you do it last night?
Are you kidding me, that shit takes up about 4 hours of my night... EVERY NIGHT!
Sucks to be you Ted!"
by ihatedynamics April 1, 2011
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If you sleep with one girl in one night, you can stop. However, if you sleep with two girls, you must sleep with three girls. Due to the difficulty of the task, and the possibility of alcohol, the third girl can be an utter sea donkey.
If you sleep with one girl in one night, you can stop. However, if you sleep with two girls, you must sleep with three girls. Due to the difficulty of the task, and the possibility of alcohol, the third girl can be an utter sea donkey.
"Thats like scoring the first goal of the game late in the second period, then, getting the go-ahead-goal with 7 minutes left in the third, and then your last goal is an empty netter with 20 secoinds left, its garbage, but you need the stats."
by Sheldon January 24, 2004
Get the Dewit's First Law of Cubic Female Dynamics mug.One of the essential building blocks found in werewolf or shifter fiction. Most (older) stories within the genre are designed around this fictional hierarchy based on a prevailing view of how wild wolf packs operate, though this view is outdated and based on captive studies. The trope has since adapted to how wolf packs are, centered around a sense of family, with the “dominant breeders” leading a pack's daily lives. But you will find that most stories remain tied to the old views, even if it's only referring to the terminology.
Alpha is at the top of the food chain, typically male. His mate is technically also an Alpha but is typically referred to as a Luna. The Alpha is typically determined through bloodline.
Beta is second in command to the Alpha, typically the Alpha's best friend. In more recent fiction, the Luna also gets a Beta.
Omegas are the bottom of the food chain, often seen as the peacekeepers of the pack, though authors may take from Omegaverse for this role.
There are also other roles that serve different occupations. Everyone in the pack has a role and is labeled for that role and must fulfill their duty in the form of this role to serve the pack. Every role (after Alpha and Beta) is actually used pretty loosely to fit the narrative structure of each individual author. Authors will look up how a role is supposed to function within a wolf pack and then interpret from there.
Not to be confused with Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics (Omegaverse).
Alpha is at the top of the food chain, typically male. His mate is technically also an Alpha but is typically referred to as a Luna. The Alpha is typically determined through bloodline.
Beta is second in command to the Alpha, typically the Alpha's best friend. In more recent fiction, the Luna also gets a Beta.
Omegas are the bottom of the food chain, often seen as the peacekeepers of the pack, though authors may take from Omegaverse for this role.
There are also other roles that serve different occupations. Everyone in the pack has a role and is labeled for that role and must fulfill their duty in the form of this role to serve the pack. Every role (after Alpha and Beta) is actually used pretty loosely to fit the narrative structure of each individual author. Authors will look up how a role is supposed to function within a wolf pack and then interpret from there.
Not to be confused with Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics (Omegaverse).
Person A: I'm reading "This Story" by Author Name.
Person B: Isn't that an Omegaverse book?
Person A: On the contrary, it's actually a shifter book using Pack Dynamics. It's about this young woman who catches the eye of the enemy Alpha-
Person B: I don't care.
Person B: Isn't that an Omegaverse book?
Person A: On the contrary, it's actually a shifter book using Pack Dynamics. It's about this young woman who catches the eye of the enemy Alpha-
Person B: I don't care.
by anonymous raven April 21, 2024
Get the Pack Dynamics mug.A phrase used to describe the nuances of male urination. This includes complications such as the stream going 45⁰ away from the main trajectory as well as choosing the right urinal etc.
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Get the piss dynamics mug.The study of how systems evolve over time when their underlying state space, attractors, or trajectories exhibit fractal geometry. Chaos theory often reveals strange attractors—fractal sets in phase space that orbits never leave but never settle onto a single point. Fractal Dynamics analyzes these objects: their dimension, their topology, their scaling properties, and how they govern the system's long-term behavior. It's the dynamics of the infinitely wrinkled, the perpetually unsettled.
Fractal Dynamics Example: The Lorenz system's "butterfly" attractor is the iconic subject of Fractal Dynamics. Weather doesn't repeat; it orbits a fractal set of infinitely many sheets, never exactly retracing but forever confined. Fractal Dynamics asks: What is the dimension of this set? How does the system's sensitivity to initial conditions relate to its fractal geometry? It's the mathematics of perpetual novelty within bounded possibility.
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