1. A special case of dick queef, or dweef, caused by residue from an incomplete ejaculation getting stuck in the urethra, fermenting and building up pressure til it shoots out the end like a stanky ass ball of cottage cheese.
2. The only Christmas present I'm getting for my friend this year
2. The only Christmas present I'm getting for my friend this year
Guy #1: Dude, your cottage dweef just hit me in the eye!
Guy #2: Sorry, I get a little excited while watching Deadpool.
Guy #1: ...I didn't say stop
Guy #2: Sorry, I get a little excited while watching Deadpool.
Guy #1: ...I didn't say stop
by Dave-Landon May 11, 2016
Get the cottage dweef mug.When someone farts in your foreskin during anal, and you pull out slowly, while pinching your foreskin closed. Slowly release the fart from your foreskin in their face. Dweef
by Girth Dickson January 30, 2017
Get the Dweef mug.Dweef (noun): The male equivalent of a queef; an instance where air is released from the penis, typically during or after intercourse, resulting in a quieter sound that is similar to a queef.
Basically, it’s just a “dick queef.”
Basically, it’s just a “dick queef.”
Example:
“Dude, I swear that was just air!” he said, looking a bit embarrassed. She blinked and then burst out laughing. “What the fuck was that?!?” To which he replied, “it was a Dweef…. I dweefed”
“Dude, I swear that was just air!” he said, looking a bit embarrassed. She blinked and then burst out laughing. “What the fuck was that?!?” To which he replied, “it was a Dweef…. I dweefed”
by Urban Famous October 5, 2025
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