duvet day

When one takes the whole day to relax in the comfort of a duvet, whilst beating their meat and two veg.

"I persuaded my boss that I was ill, so I took a duvet day. I'm going to use the sick pay to buy more lube"

by Mr Birdseye July 19, 2007

Duvet-slug

Staying wrapped up in your duvet all day as there's nothing elese to do/or you deserve to do nothing as ya knackered.

I've been running around like a tit all weekend , monday i deserve a duvet-slug day!

by Psammead June 3, 2011

Cook the Duvet

Flatulence released under the covers with the sheets and duvet pulled tight to avoid the release of the stench.

I decided to cook the duvet before Rachel came to bed. When she pulled the sheets back to crawl in a massive waft of ass stench greeted her nostrils.

by Dick Onchin December 29, 2020

duvet dance

Express desire for a 🥵 met at a club.
One night stand.

‘I want to take her home and do the duvet duvet dance’

by Background January 24, 2023

Double Duvet

When your partner kicks their half of the duvet over you, so you are then covered over by a double layer of duvet.

I got no sleep last night because of the heat, as my girlfriend double duvet’d me

by Sheepdawwg July 16, 2019

Duvet King

Also known as a sheet surgeon. a Duvet King is The exact Opposite of a pillow prince, a Duvet King will do anything but lay down often know to engage in endless rounds of mind blowing intercourse without a breather or even a water break!

Wow I met up with that duvet king yesterday and he relentlessly took me to a blissful orgasm multiple times I can’t even look at a pillow prince again

by Not a pillow prince October 22, 2023

Crimson Duvet

The act of a man cumming inside of a woman's vagina while she is on her period and having the mix of blood and cum drip onto the bed spread.

Suzie was pretty excited over her new comforter, but when I gave her the Crimson Duvet she got pissed and said I ruined it.

by Tall and Long May 14, 2018