Durner

Slang for rectum or arsehole. Specifically the hole.

Guy 1: Jim got lucky with Connie last night.

Guy 2: yeah what happened?
Guy 1: she let him put it right in the durner on the first time of asking!

by miffy8 December 20, 2015

Dunfermline

A town that is messed up, yet still better than Cumbernauld.

Male A: "Dude I don't wanna step near Dunfermline... I'll be mugged or something..."
Male B: "Man it's there, or Cumbernauld. It's up to you!"
Male A: *Sigh* "Fine, let's go. But I'm not staying long!"

by Intoxication November 18, 2011

derfer

a certified dirty foot female. a defer usually is barefoot and has sex with every male especially groups of friends. has a scallywag swagga. usually wearing a hoochie suit.

Yo bro I just copped some mean dome from the derfer down the skreet.

by bonerbabby November 15, 2009

durger

Another name for Hotdogs. Short for Hotdurger. Does not have to be on a hamburger bun, can be on a hotdog bun.

"they got anything good?"
"yeah they got some durgers right here"
"they got what?"
motions to hot dogs and says, "durgers!"

by iamstev May 20, 2010

dufferoony

Diminutive form of duffer, used by Ned Flanders on the Simpsons to refer to police officers'lazyness, stupidity and incompetence to catch a single burglar.

Since the police can't seem to get off their dufferoonies to do something about this burglarino, I think it's time we started our own neighborhood watch...eroony!

by Roberto Salazar May 7, 2005

durber

1. A girl who gives blowjobs to people who mumble
2. A woman who gives great handjobs/blowjobs

1. richards girlfriend is a durber, or so i have heard.
2. do you see those lips, she must be a durber.
3. Batty was a nerd but his gf was a durber
4. Yeh, my gf is a durber, i gt cum in her eye afterwards though

by Ian Bonwik December 28, 2007

duffer

someone who did something stupid or made a stupid mistake

kid cries: "awww mummy i fell over!"
mum: "aww its alright you silly duffer!"

by thurgoona April 21, 2010