Dickmuncher

The term is generally used to refer to one who goes by the name of Claudio B. May be used with assmuncher, but requires the use of a different body organ.

Claudio, stop eating dick, you dickmuncher!
Dickmuncher is the best patent attorney in business!

by The Master of all Trades March 22, 2005

dorkmunch

A dorkmunch is a semi-clued in person who forgets some mundane detail causing widespread chaos.

A person who forgets to open the door before walking outside to dump the trash could be called a "Dorkmunch".

by kaltarrant October 15, 2008

junkmuncher

an idiot smoker who is consumed with self-pride and egotism, yet stinks, is annoying, and looks like a dickhead.

If that junkmuncher blows anymore smoke my way, I'm going to shove his cigarette down his throat and give him a wedgy.

by Funktified August 22, 2006

dikmuncha

someone's who's being stupid dickmunchalso a term of endearment

ey dikmuncha wat ya doin?

by lozzaduk August 6, 2003

dickmunch

A term of endearment used by momma dick's when they are happy their children at their dinner.

Sally Dick, Why are you the GREATEST dickmunch their ever was?!

by Joe Blow February 2, 2004

Dickmunch

When u shove ur dick in a garbage disposal

Joe was in the bottle room and accidentally performed a dickmunch

by Fuckmypussy5 June 24, 2021

Dickmuncher

Dickmuncher is a what you call something a dickmuncher

Guy1: YOU DICKMUNCHER
Guy2: nah

by Owl_Boi February 20, 2023