Trump Dump

Verb. To walk into a crowded, well lit place, carefully lower you trousers and defecate on the floor and then immediately blame someone else for the mess while still wiping your bottom.

Jim: Did you see the Trump Dump that the President just took?
Biff: You mean when he had a number of extra martial affairs with porn stars and then blames his attorney for making the hush money payoffs.

by dgRonbo December 15, 2018

Trump Dump

When Donald Tweets stupid shit, he is having another Trump dump!

Did you hear about the latest Trump dump? Fake news? That's a nice Trump dump!💩😬

by Farty McFartface November 12, 2018

Donald Trump Dump

A dump that's so epic, it's probably worth a million dollars.

Man I just pumped the most epic dump ever! It was legit a Donald Trump dump!

by Sir Spankelot December 14, 2010

Trump Dump

Spreading your ass cheeks upon one’s head while taking a shit in smearing it across the front of the head in the form of a toupee

I spread my ass cheeks and gave her a huge Trump Dump. It was awesome, she loved it.

by Shattenberg September 21, 2018

Trump Dump

A suspiciously smelly act of dumping all responsibility for saying something idiotic by ignorantly claiming sarcasm, irony, etc.

Jim took a Trump Dump when his wife found out he was referring to her as fatty numnums.

"I took a Trump Dump on the racism claims, and it smelled so bad everybody gave up ."

When Donald tried to take a Trump Dump in English class, Mr. Sanders threw the book at him, literally!

by Muffmaster Jones August 12, 2016

Dump A Trump

to let out a big long pile of shit into the toilet bowl. That's in reference to Donald the Traitor Trump because he's an immature unqualified incestuous perverted uncouth loudmouth racist shit head Mussolini. Everything he does and says is a stupid pile of SHIT!

I went to a party and we had some dinner but the food wasn't that good. The macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed and the chicken tastes like wood. So I had to rush and get on the can and dump a Trump. It was a biggy. Afterward I had to drive to a UDF for quick relief with Pepto-Bismol.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 14, 2018

trump dump

the act of taking a huuuuuuuuuuuge shit while listening to donald trump's debates

I took a trump dump after eating that burrito while watching fox news

by latinojodido July 14, 2016