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Dumphole to chesty

A play on the Axe commercial's "Double Pits to Chesty" a Dumphole to Chesty is an erotic sexual act that involves the male inserting his Phallus into the woman's anus to retrieve anal mud, more commonly know as poop. Then, the male flips the woman over and smears his fecally covered phallus across her chest, giving her a Dumphole to Chesty.
Man, after i fucked that slut last night i gave her the worst dumphole to chesty.
by Collosus the Destroyer December 26, 2010
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dumbstoned

dumbstoned — when you are so Stoned, you go dumb🤪 so you are #dumbstoned #couchlocked
Hey I am so dumbstoned right now, I can’t even get up. Lol
by MelissaMJ48 April 16, 2019
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dumbphoned

What happens when your smartphone dies and you have to go back to your "dumbphone".
I dropped my iPhone in the toilet... (you'd be suprised how many people do this) and within minutes I was Dumbphoned!
by eenofonn February 13, 2010
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Dumb-phone-ded

ADJ. the state of being confused, or dumfounded, as to how to properly use a smartphone (such as an iPhone, Droid, or Blackberry),or some of its features, as a result of only previously owning "dumbphones".
I was quite comfortable with my Moto RZR but once I got my Droid Incredible, I was simply dumb-phone-ded.
by Saul Danton December 25, 2010
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dumbphonk

A phonk genre song that's so horrible it makes your ears bleed.
1: Yo, I made some fire phonk beats yesterday.
2: That's not phonk. That's dumbphonk.
by quattrotire May 19, 2020
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Dumb phone

"Dumb phone" is a coarse reference to the largely obsolete portable cellular telephones (of differing brands) made from 1983 to 1999. Majority of them were manufactured by Motorola from 1983 to 1999. Other manufacturers during that period include Ericsson, Sony, Nokia, Mobira and Oki.

Contrary to popular belief, dumb phones do not refer to feature phones (mobile phones made from 2000 - present with little features as compared to smart phones).
Al: Did you see that New Zealand ad? The one about the gal who used a dumb phone 'coz her insurance plan was so damn expensive?
by Heych September 16, 2010
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Dumb-phone

What you call your phone when it's being a retard
"Aw stupid mc dumb-phone"
by Mali656 November 30, 2017
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