Dudestroyer

The chick that is able to absolutely ruin the coolest of single dude out there and turn him into a frail emotional shell of his former self.

"Where's Jim, how come he never hangs out in the bar anymore?" "Man he got wrapped up with some dudestroyer, all he does is sit at home and cry these days."

by BorisSDT September 10, 2011

Dudeism

Dudeism is a modern religion based outwardly on principles espoused implicitly by the character of "The Dude" in the Coen Brothers' 1998 film "The Big Lebowski." Despite this recent catalyst, Dudeism has been around in one form or another for cenuturies. It is heir to a long line of Dudeist apostles who have influenced humanity thoughout history, most likely beginning with the Chinese sage Lao Tzu (legendary author of the Tao te Ching). The principles of Dudeism are peacefulness, non-covetousness, immunity to peer pressure, right thinking (sometimes aided by a strict drug regiment, sometimes not), modesty in appearance, honoring thy friends, not worrying about s**t because life goes on, and most importantly, earnestly cultivating the facility to abide (remain true to one's self) regardless of unforeseen unfelicitous circumstances. Ordained ministers in its official organization, The Church of the Latter-Day Dude, are commonly referred to as "Dudeist Priests."

I used to believe in Buddhism until I found out there were so many rules and everybody wears the same clothes and they're all skinheads, man. Now I'm into Dudeism. What day is this? A weekday?

by Crash Winfield November 22, 2007

the dudesons

four crazy Finnish guys who have a death wish. they are Jarppi, HP, Jukka and Jarno. they live on a farm on the Arctic Circle. they also own a pet pig named britney. they have their own show "the dudesons" on spike tv with guest appearances like Bam Margera. the motto they live by is: "When you're old you don't want to think about the things you didn't do, you want to think of the things you did do!" to them it doesn’t matter if this means doing a blindfolded car jump or putting your testicles into a mousetrap! which they have actually done before. They are hilarious and less intimidating than the guys on jackass.

"these guys started before jackass started" - steve-o
"the dudesons fucking rock" - bam margera

by d_e_v_i_l__g_i_r_l July 21, 2006

Guys Being Dudes

Guy Being Dudes

Whats better than this Guys Being Dudes

by Guys Being Dudes January 14, 2018

Dudestorm

When more than three guys, or dudes, travels together to a certain destination. Dudestorms are categorized by the amount of dudes in the storm. Four dudes = a category 4 dudestorm and so on.

Hey guys, would you like to dudestorm this apartment?

by thespencer December 20, 2012

Switchin' Dudes

1.The act of exchanging/trading dudes, the state of being gay. Attending a club and attempting to trade the dude one came in with for another dude. Swinging for fags. Also known as "Exchanging Dudes". This appears to happen at Studio 6 in Atlantic City, NJ.

2. Can also define what a previously unknown ho does when you're not around. Cheatin' (if it's your girl, or just trying to be a female playa (switchin' dudes).

1. We drove through the Short North in Columbus, OH, and it was the same as Studio 6 in Atlantic City, NJ!...They're switchin' dudes!

2. I was walking down the street with my boys, and one of the chicks from my lineup was seen SWITCHIN DUDES! HA HA HA!!! It's cool though, that's why you always keep a lineup (switchin' chicks).

by Bebop Carlile October 5, 2005

Jakob likes dudes

A phrase commonly used by distance runners when there is a break in any conversation. On Fridays he likes men though. If Jakob is dating a woman then a distance runner must quietly say “and women” after the phrase is uttered. This phrase is also commonly said in Taylorism as a prayer.

A Group of Distance Runners: *silence
Unknown Distance Runner #1: Jakob likes dudes
Jakob: NO I DON’T. I AM LITERALLY DATING A GIRL
Unknown Distance Runner #2: What about last night?
Jakob: …
Unknown Distance Runner #3: Jakob likes dudes

by TayloristMissionary March 23, 2022