Duckulent

How similar something is to a duck

John: Bob is acting very duckulent
Bob: Quack

by Werrywit March 17, 2023

Count your ducks

1) To become aware of all the good in your life

Matt: "Oh man, I failed my math exam!"
Susan: "Well, count your ducks. You could be dead."

by ravenclaw198 April 22, 2017

two ducks in a bucket, fuck it

You do not care, the situation does not bother you.

"Yo, your ex girls dad died."
-"Two ducks in a bucket, fuck it. I didn't like that guy anyway."

by GR aka T-rex November 3, 2008

Biggus Dickus

The name of a fictional character played by Graham Chapman in the Monty Python film Life of Brian. Nowadays the name is used as a joke on Ifunny and Tumblr as a way to say Big D*ck without being flagged for an inappropriate comment on a post.
Side-Note: the guards in the Biggus Dickus scene were supposed to have a straight face the entire time but Graham Chapman decided to put a spin on the way he said the name and the director decided to use it in the final cut of the film.

Pontius Pilate : I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. - - Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...

another guard chuckles

Pontius Pilate : ... Dickus?

more chuckling

Pontius Pilate : What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... 'Biggus'...

chuckle

Pontius Pilate : ... Dickus?

both guards chuckle

So all I gotta say to get top comment is Biggus Dickus?

by Thatguywithannoyinggirlfriend July 25, 2019

Biggus dickus

Is a friend of Pontius Pilate Whom can’t seem to work out what is so funny about his name. He Is often ridiculed by the common soldiery also has a wife you know what her name is incontinentia buttocks.

“Does and body else feel like a little giggle when I mention my friends name....biggus dickus”

by Biggusdickus September 12, 2019

ducksnort

In baseball, a hitter bloops a hit over the infield and in front of the oputfiled for a base hit. Coined by White Sox Announcer Hawk Harrelson.

Ducksnort...it's falling over the 2nd baseman's head for a base hit.

by Markopat July 8, 2007

Duckspeak

Newspeak for speaking like a duck's quacking. When used for a friend, the conotations are positive: he belts his wisdom out without hesitation. Against an enemy, it means he speaks incoherently and without thought. This doublespeak is common in newspeak.

That comrade is a fine duckspeaker. The other one, however, tells nothing but duckspeak.

by Jeremy Meerkreebs December 15, 2003