dry 

A joke that is very sarcastic.

Man, that dude's sense of humor is dry as all hell.

dry by The E December 28, 2005

Dry 

When someones complimenting someone so much, they reach the level of being dry (as in sucking them off).

Joe: Man that was such a good game, you made every single shot you attempted, and got 22 rebounds
Bob: DRY!!

Dry by thedubdee13 September 11, 2011

dry 

the opposite of wet

your skin is so dry

dry by Jonathan the most sexy person November 26, 2017

Dry 

The opposite of drippy. Typically an insult. When someone or something is anything but drippy.

That dude Reilly is dry as fuck. Get him the fuck out of here he’s drying up my drip.

Dry by zypliks August 26, 2021

Dry 

Dry is a way of saying never had a hook up. It is like what virgin means for sex, but instead for hook up. This is mostly a word used between the 11-16 age range, because after that sex is usually the kind of sexual act you make.

"Is Suzy dry?", "Yeah she is dry, she has never had a hook up."

Dry by Jimmyjoe123 February 10, 2014

Dry 

one who masturbates without lube or lotion therefore has blistering and crusty hands.

Tyrone is so dry.. Dry guy !

Dry by dryguy200x February 25, 2012

dry 

to have a low body fat percentage (bodybuilding term)

That guy is dry ass hell.
That guys is so dry his veins are popping out

dry by Hermination September 13, 2012