drunknastics

n. the misconception while under the influence of alcohol that one can engage in physical exercises that demonstrate strength, balance, body control, or artistic dexterity.

"she nearly broke her neck attempting some drunknastics at the party last night."

by Irish Goddess October 16, 2008

drunkios

A delicious concoction of Spaghetti-Os and macaroni and cheese. Invented in 2008 in Northern California. Only okay to eat if you are intoxicated in some way.

I'm hella faded... let's enjoy some Drunkios!!

by Ave the Brave November 23, 2009

Drunkfortable

Comfortably Drunk. When you have had a few drinks and you're having a good time, but not so drunk you make a fool of yourself. If you have trouble pronouncing the word then you have already gone past the drunkfortable point.

Everybody at the bar last night were smashed, except me, I was just drunkfortable.

by Mace the geek March 30, 2009

Drunkiotic

displaying the American tradition of getting drunk while also celebrating or proclaiming American patriotism (drunk + patriotism). Often causes one to do stupid shit like wear American flag swim trunks or bikinis and run around yelling things like "F*ck yeah, America!!!" for no reason. Though this can be seen across the country, it is particularly prevalent in the south where people do this at sporting events, barbecues, and ALL Gulf Coast beaches. Beware of people showing drunkioticism while attending 4th of July celebrations and keep firearms/fireworks out of reach.

Tom: Hey, Beth, we are really looking good in our matching Old Navy 2015 4th of July tee shirts.
Random drunk guy passing by: Yeah! Woo! Fucking America! Woo!
Beth: He certainly was drunkiotic.

by Dom Viol June 9, 2015

drunktastic

being fantastic while drunk

Rob and Jenn are so drunktastic

by jennifer_21312 November 30, 2010

Devious Drunkster

1. Two words defining an Epic Drinking Partner; Female Person who seems to get more and more mischievous as the night goes on; Someone that Hides the Beer; a Drunk Female whose intention is to cause trouble.

2. A female's alter ego that spends the week passed out in the mind of a crazy woman, waiting for the weekend to emotionally punish the World.

"Michell is a Devious Drunkster"

"Devious Drunkster, what happened to all the Beer?"

"I am not Hung Over. I am just suffering the after effects of getting emotionally punished by the Devious Drunkster."

by Don_Mayhem January 24, 2010

Drunkstin

An alcoholic whose real name is Justin drunk ass

Drunkstin got wasted at the bar last night...again.

by CrazyRay March 7, 2005