Drunkfest

An event of which a large amount of people continuously drink; an abundance of drunk

"BVJ is one giant drunkfest"

by Courtster May 3, 2008

Drunkenstein

A person who has consumed too much alcohol and starts to act and speak like Frankenstein. They usually walk with a stagger or limp and will gravitate towards women and shiny objects.

Keegan turned into Drunkenstein last night and scared off all the chicks. We are lucky no one showed up with torches and pitchforks.

by Bass Windu February 22, 2012

Drunkerexia

1.The eating disorder in which a person refuses to eat or drink any non alcohalic beverage;
2.When a person gets waisted in stead of eating;
3.Only drinks alcohal to loose weight

1.Meg suffers from drunkerexia she doesnt eat or anything just goes home and has a Screw Driver.
2.Lisa Has Drunkerexia, she has a martinie any chance she gets she'll choose it over dinner.
3.I have drunkerexia thats why im skinny now give me a gin and juice

by VampireMisstresss February 21, 2009

Drunkenstein's Monster

A person who is fed so many drinks from another drunk (the Drunkenstein) that they become a stiff, groaning, glazed eyed, shell of a human being.

A Drunkenstein is necessary to create such a being and the monster usually does what Drunkenstein tells them to do without question.

Last night Mikey bought me so many shots that I became Drunkenstein's Monster and started breaking things. Needless to say we got kicked out.

by Fritopia March 18, 2009

drunkenstoned

The art of being drunk and stoned at the same time, while feeling undead.

(Last game of drunk-pilot)
Dude 1: Hey dude, you're drunkenstoned.
Dude 2: Urrrrhgghh.

by beef_yo April 2, 2010

Drunkelstiltskin

Someone with a useful set of skills, especially a rare sought-after talent, that is completely useless because they are drunk all the time.

Example 1:
Rumpelstiltskin: I'm here to spin all that straw into gold and save the miller's daughter. Hey, do you have any meds for a headache? I have a killer hangover.
Miller's friend: Dude, you smell like booze. Also, she's dead already. The King hanged her on Sunday.
Rumpelstilskin: Awwww, noooo! Really!? But I can spin the straw into gold like the King wants.
Miller's friend: That would have been useful 3 days ago when you said you'd be here.
Rumpelstiltskin: Aw man. I'm so sorry. I feel so bad about this.
Miller's friend: Yeah. Nice job, Drunkelstiltskin.
Rumpelstiltskin: I feel so bad. I need a drink.

Example 2:
John: I need some help with my Calculus homework. Do you know anyone that is taking Calculus this semester?
Bob: Well, that dude over there has a Ph.D in Mathematics. I'm sure he could help you.
John: A Ph.D, seriously? Where is he!?
Bob: He's that guy over there in the recliner chair.
John: You mean that passed out guy sitting in the chair with barf dripping down the arm of the chair?
Bob: Yep. That's him. Drunkelstiltskin is a fuckin' math genius!
John: ...

by Beavis Comeavis January 30, 2019

drunkenstances

Used in place of "circumstances" when intoxicated.

"Under normal circumstances, I would not have passed out on top of you at the hotel, but under the drunkenstances, I did."

by Nealie October 28, 2006