Food Court Druids

Teenage Goths obsessed with fantasy role-playing games like Magic the Gatherer

A special breed of Goths obsessed with fantasy role-playing games like Yu-Gi-Oh! Lord of the Rings, and other games associated with orcs, dragons, and plate-mail armor wearing alligators.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

mall druid

Whiney suburban pseudogoth. Hates their parents/world, Hangs out at hot topic. really fucking lame.

Mall Druid: Hey Tabitha lets go sacrifice some puppies to satan in the fountain next to the food court!

Sorry I can't i have Homework, LoL! Cult Geo is the suxxors!

by Loogie October 22, 2006

food court druid

The Nerdy, and often pimply kids who sit in the lunch room and play games like: Magic the gathering, Yu-gi-Oh, and even a rousing game of Pok`e Mon has been known to break out from this class pf people. Always found in the lunch room at their own table yelling about a spell that was cast.

Watching the food court druids play their
card games made me realize that maybe suicide wasnt the only option.

Did you see the food court druid fight today? there were totally magic/yu-gi-oh/Pokemon cards everywhere.

by Ian Jones May 13, 2005

druig

Druig is a person in the big 3.
Big 3 = Druig, Loki and Bucky
Hes hot and his voice....... fuck im just getting turnd on by thinking about it.

Person 1: My partner keeps calling me my beautiful beautiful *your name*
Person 2: Oh your lucky! You have a Druig in your hands!

by Mafiaboss69 November 23, 2021

Druids Cider

A cheap cider found in Ireland that is bought if one is short on cash or is underage and can't get anything else. It is the cider to ciders that Dutch Gold is to Beer. It's only redeeming feature is that it gets one drunk fast as ciders go. Commonly associated with knackers and/or chavs in Ireland.

"Oi lad are you coming down to the off license to get some auld lad to buy us some druids cider and dutch?"
"Ah yeah sure get pissed while me ma's out like"

by anagramish November 1, 2012

druid

Revived in the eighteenth centuary, the druid tradition stems back to the time of the celts where the druids took on the role of prophets, teachers and they also led rituals. In the late 1980s psychologist Phillip Gomm-Carr became the head of the British Druid order.

Druidry is a polytheistic earth based religion that follows the mythology of the celts. Contemporary druidry has an eight-fold year that includes four fire festivals. It's a religion based on peace and reverence of nature and the ancestors.

Oi... you druids are always wasted!

by MoonRat February 17, 2004

druise

dip-cruise. Riding in a car while having a dip, chew, chaw daddy, hag, chawski, lipper, bomb, waddy, etc.

Hey Stildo, would you like to join me for a druise?

by chaw daddy October 18, 2012