The means by which human resources "professionals" anonymously and surgically eliminate candidates from the recruiting process, often while sipping soy lattes and watching BDSM porn in the comfort of their well-appointed offices.
The acronym "ATS" refers, of course, to the multitude of automated "applicant tracking systems" used by many employers to dehumanize the recruiting process and subject applicants to cruel and unusual forms of torture, including having to re-enter their entire resumes in tiny little fields after having uploaded a perfectly acceptable resume document.
The acronym "ATS" refers, of course, to the multitude of automated "applicant tracking systems" used by many employers to dehumanize the recruiting process and subject applicants to cruel and unusual forms of torture, including having to re-enter their entire resumes in tiny little fields after having uploaded a perfectly acceptable resume document.
Scully: "Hey Mulder, whatever happened with that job you applied for that seemed a perfect match for your awesome skills?"
Mulder: "Thanks for asking Scully, but I was the victim of an ATS Drone Strike."
Scully: "Those bastards!"
Mulder: "Thanks for asking Scully, but I was the victim of an ATS Drone Strike."
Scully: "Those bastards!"
by Clark F. Kent September 12, 2018
Get the ATS Drone Strike mug.People who constantly sulk around with their Phones's in their face 24/7 txting, tweeting, or facebooking their menial lives. Usually bumping into things or other drones or stepping/tripping off curbs without looking. When their battery dies, they put a look on their face like someone just killed their christmas puppy.
Did u hit the button to cross the street?
ughhhhhhhh ummmmmmm yeaaaaaaaa that
Dude, rele, get the F off facebook and look out where ur going
Steps off curb and gets hit by bus.....
Laugh's....One less Smartphone Drone in the world.
ughhhhhhhh ummmmmmm yeaaaaaaaa that
Dude, rele, get the F off facebook and look out where ur going
Steps off curb and gets hit by bus.....
Laugh's....One less Smartphone Drone in the world.
by TONY70795492 July 26, 2011
Get the Smartphone Drone mug.The person in the restaurant kitchen that does all the work that the chefs cannot be bothered with. In charge of cutting, slicing, and any other way to prepare the food for the real work. An integral and necessary member of the kitchen, but for the most part ignored.
by Pseudostiff June 30, 2009
Get the Prep Drone mug.Paid and volunteer Obama campaign operatives that work on social and internet media and seem like they are remote controlled personalities spouting talking points reflexively and thoughtlessly. Will not ever admit to being wrong despite the facts and can not be convinced that any Obama policy is wrong. Will call anyone a racist, a conservative, Perry or Bachmann supporter (even if that person is from the left of the left) or any other insult they think will shut down legitimate policy discussions. Derived from Obama's ever expanding use of remote controlled drone bombers in the endless wars started by Bush and the wars started by Obama, himself.
Plural: Obama Drones AKA: Obot, Obamatards, sometimes referred to in the possessive form: Obama's Drones
Plural: Obama Drones AKA: Obot, Obamatards, sometimes referred to in the possessive form: Obama's Drones
"I went to comment on a diary at daily kos that was critical of Obama's policies and the comment threads had already been carpet bombed by Obama Drones to make it seem like he was still popular."
"Obama's Drones can't seem to keep their talking points in formation on Twitter with their comments on the NY Times' news of the Banks crimes spinning out of control."
"Obama's Drones can't seem to keep their talking points in formation on Twitter with their comments on the NY Times' news of the Banks crimes spinning out of control."
by justaword August 29, 2011
Get the Obama Drone mug.An Individual who lacks self expression, self worth, and follows the herd driven through the main stream media outlet. A drone must work for a corporation or some form of the government, they always believe in the collective and are an anti-individualist! A total government mule and are always on one side of the right left paradigm.
by Hittori Hanzo November 16, 2010
Get the Drone mug.by Summer_fnafbreach April 10, 2023
Get the murder drones is cool mug.a droner is usually used to describe an incessant fan of the indie rock cult band "drona".
this term was coined following their debut as a band once they gained a following of loyal and regular fans that would attend their shows. soon after this occurrence, Zach, the drummer of another local band in drona's hometown, used this term in an instagram story. in this post he stated: "sorryyy dronersss", which cemented this term as a common colloquial description of the average drona fan. as of 2022, "droner" has been recognized as a common term in the vocabulary of many of columbia's residents.
references:
dronamusic.com
this term was coined following their debut as a band once they gained a following of loyal and regular fans that would attend their shows. soon after this occurrence, Zach, the drummer of another local band in drona's hometown, used this term in an instagram story. in this post he stated: "sorryyy dronersss", which cemented this term as a common colloquial description of the average drona fan. as of 2022, "droner" has been recognized as a common term in the vocabulary of many of columbia's residents.
references:
dronamusic.com
Layperson: Why is everyone wearing those blue and pink shirts? Where did they come from? What in the world is "when i rest for a moment"???? Is that a euphemism?
Person with class, prestige, and culture: Ohhhh... you must not be a droner... how embarrassing!
Layperson: I sincerely apologize for being so pathetic and not knowing! Is there any way to achieve salvation from my personal failure?
Person with class, prestige, and culture: You lazy punk! The only way to elevate yourself and escape from the primordial soup where you came from is to start droning immediately! Quick- go to dronamusic.com and start listening to some sweet sweet drona. Hurry...it's embarrassing having to talk to someone so naïve and uninformed for this long...
Person with class, prestige, and culture: Ohhhh... you must not be a droner... how embarrassing!
Layperson: I sincerely apologize for being so pathetic and not knowing! Is there any way to achieve salvation from my personal failure?
Person with class, prestige, and culture: You lazy punk! The only way to elevate yourself and escape from the primordial soup where you came from is to start droning immediately! Quick- go to dronamusic.com and start listening to some sweet sweet drona. Hurry...it's embarrassing having to talk to someone so naïve and uninformed for this long...
by channel 666 music scene report May 24, 2022
Get the droner mug.