Doily Diving

The act of performing oral sex on an elderly woman.

Disgusted Roommate: "I walked in on Gary doily diving again. I told him if he doesn't stop, I'm kicking him out."

by Rocketkoala August 5, 2012

dreily

Probably a short Hispanic attractive person, she’s so unique you’ll probably wonder if she’s even human lol. Dreily means true Beauty where ever you see dreily you’ll say damn she’s a hottie

“Dreily your so beautiful” , caught my eye when I first seen you” .

by Issalook__ June 15, 2018

droidy

Amazing person that gets cheap gpus off friends :)

ty kesty

Droidy got the gpu for cheap :)

by Droidy March 16, 2022

dick doily

A piece of toilet paper used to keep one's dick from touching a public toilet seat whilst taking a shit.

John is afraid of catching VD from public toilets. When he has to shit in one, he puts a dick doily on the front of the seat to protect his penis.

by Driftrat81 August 2, 2017

The Daily Doily

Idle gossip and chit chat

Whatz da tabloids goda say in The Daily Doily today hey?

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

soggy doily

a sex act performed in the doggy-style position. the penetrating partner comes, pulls out, takes off the used condom, and slaps the mark of their initials onto the other partner's ass cheeks with it.

Jack watched Jermaine give Tom a soggy doily in the kitchen.

by jack has an idea June 27, 2010

Drooly Kisses

When a kiss leaves behind excessive ammounts of saliva, requiring one to wipe it off as to prevent discomfort.

Guy one: "Man that dog gives such Drooly Kisses."

Guy two: "Why are you kissing a dog?" 0_o

Guy one: "Man what if she gives Drooly Kisses?"
Guy two: "Just dont wipe it off when shes looking dude, She'll kick you where it hurts."

by Dummynull1234 December 31, 2010