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backseat driver

Someone who has their seat reclined so far back that it appears as if they are driving from the backseat. Usually found in more urban locations.
It bothers me how much of Hartfords citizens are backseat drivers!
by kirasakuya July 6, 2011
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Sexual position:
One person gets down onto their hands and knees while a male comes behind to connect the reproductive organs, the man then climbs onto the back of the person on the floor, using their ears to steer.
"Hey John, how about we try something more interesting tonight?
How about a Backseat Driver?"
by MemeMeister42 November 13, 2016
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When driving, a male driver receives a handjob from the person sitting in the seat behind him.
Brodie: Bro, this chick I drove for Uber was totally into me.
Reggie: Why do you think that?
Brodie: Well she was flirting with me the whole time and..
Reggie: And what?
Brodie: Well once I got to her destination, she told me to keep driving and gave me the Backseat Driver.
by OCTO THE CHOP GOD June 1, 2019
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When one inserts a golf club (preferably a wood) into someone's anus.
I heard that Tiger Woods gave that ho a backseat driver!
by The Notorious SJKJ April 26, 2010
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The fourth best position when travelling in a car or ute. In the usual order, from best to worst, the seats are: driver, shotgun, wingman (behind shotgun), backseat driver (behind the driver), bitch (if it exists), hump, and bed.

Contrary to popular belief, the hump is not the seat between driver and shotgun. That is the bitch seat. The hump is located behind the bitch seat, where there often is a hump in the floor, thus the name.
Joe: "Shotgun!"
Mike: "Well, then, I take wingman."

Bill: "I'm too tall for backseat driver or hump, so I take bitch. Put the dog in the cargo bed."
by Diacetylm0rphine September 9, 2010
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A computer-illiterate person who tries to yell instructions to someone who is well aware of what should be done. This advice is usually incorrect, misguided, and unwanted; it tends to be a mix of those three. Computer-literate people absolutely despise this behaviour but not the people in particular.
Wilfred: Yeah, all I'm doing is partitioning the hard disk so I can just dual-boot this laptop with Ubuntu.
Robin: Uh, dude. You can't have Windows and something else on their. It's either Windows or it's not.
Wilfred: If you don't stop being such a backseat driver I will throw your laptop out the window. Shut up now.
Robin: more incoherent nonsense here
by The Biggest of Vinnies June 13, 2015
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A passenger who attemps to take control of a driver using mental telekinesis like a shot caller.
You always telling me I'm in the water stop being a backseat driver!
by Spoodergirl March 12, 2019
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