fat-driving

The act of a fat person driving in such a way that it reflects their loud, fat, lazy, and undisciplined personality. It is most often done in cars and vans from the 80s or late-model trucks. Fat-drivers always look unhappy in their automobiles.

"I tried to take a left into the parking lot, but some fat bitch was fat-driving down the center blocking both lanes."

"I wanted to back out, but some 400-pound guy in a Festiva is stopped behind me eating a chalupa. I honked so he'd pull forward, but he just looked at me while he struggled to breathe."

by mikedx42 March 1, 2010

Drake Driving

The act of listening to Drake whilst driving, particularly from the album Nothing Was The Same. The songs are emotional, which cause one's eyes to tear up and obstruct vision, leading to reckless driving. Drake Driving is typically happens when someone is driving home by themselves late at night and they are emotionally vulnerable.

Guy 1: I almost got into a crash last night.
Guy 2: Don't tell me you were Drake Driving again.

by chigirl_ January 27, 2014

driving like he shit his pants

driving extra slow and cautious as not to smear the shit around any more, not really wanting to get where you are going because you have a shit stain on your pants

that guy in the Prius is driving like he shit his pants

by llvdoc September 7, 2017

highway driving

When you go driving on the highway really fast with hella loud music late at night

"hey did you see grace going highway driving last night"
"yeah dude she must be really cool"

by lukascor12 September 9, 2016

spirited driving

An exciting method of operating a motor vehicle; taking a car to it's performance limits.

Let's take your dad's M3 out to this weekend's SCCA event for some spirited driving.

by Aaron, biatch February 12, 2006

Drillinois

From King Louie's song "Chiraq, Drillinois", to describe Chicago's drill music scene and it's infamously dangerous streets

When you hear that rapid fire, you know you're in Drillinois

by TitusBlowhard January 18, 2013

driving

The Murphy's Law of Driving

1) The car infront of you is always slower.

2) The car in back of you always wants to go faster.

3) There is never traffic until you start to back out of your driveway.

4) There is never traffic until you reach the stop sign.

5) When you are in a hurry, everyone is on a joy ride.

6) When you are looking for an address, everyone is in a hurry.

7) Bugs, salt, and other grime on the windshield are attracted to the area directly infront of your line of sight.

8) If a car in the other lane is hovering between you and the car infront of you, he wants to switch, even though...

9) Turn signals (blinkas) are never used.

10) Your exit is 3 lanes to the right, and about 200 feet away.

And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

by The Sub March 1, 2005