Driftwood

The male equivalent of a starfish. A man who is just a piece of “wood” floating through the sexual experience.

Meghan: so how was last night? *wink wink

Alexa: terrible, wont be seeing him again, he’s driftwood.

by Chris Madd September 28, 2019

Driftwood Middle School

this school sucks, it’s full of wanna be gangsters and girls who think their pretty but no their just popular pretty, the 6th graders think they da shit, and the 7th graders thinking smoking is cool, and the 8th graders really don’t gaf tbh.

Driftwood Middle School

by daily shit talker September 6, 2021

DriftWood

Morning wood happens in the morning - but my man has DriftWood all throughout the middle of the nite.

My man keeps waking me up in the middle of the nite w his DriftWood.

by theSpaceCase February 22, 2023

Driftwood Crips

Driftwood Crips is one of most powerful gangs in Toronto Canada

Its really Driftwood Crips vs everybody

by J LøC July 8, 2023

Kentucky Driftwood

When you take a shit on the bottom of a body of water and try to race your turd(s) to the top.

Marc Murphy somehow pulled off a successful Kentucky Driftwood. Classic.

by lifeafterlove August 20, 2022

Driftwood

A full erection in combination with a leakage of pre-cum.

After the arrival of his stunning lover, it was not long before Dave had driftwood.

by yousmellliketoothpaste October 22, 2009

Driftwood

Driftwood is a partial erection, or a half flaccid/half erect phallus. This is commonly acquired while one is interrupted during sexual activity. It can be confused with a "Broner," however, it is not the same.

I was about to bang this chick last night but then I got Driftwood and couldn't. At least she gave me a blowchub.

by daSHEEP February 23, 2011