Driftwood

drift·wood (drĭft'wŏŏd')

n. A solitary individual who aimlessly bounces between others on a crowded dance-floor engaging in obnoxious behavior and unwanted advances.

Girl I'm sick of this club, too much Driftwood to deal with.

by thabigshifty September 14, 2009

driftwood

the act of laying in a pool floating on your back naked while your boner is sticking up out the water

where is uncle jeff? oh he's busy doing his afternoon driftwood

by jmanning June 16, 2018

driftwood

n. 1) a type of elongated skateboard with good lateral skidding action used for tricks.

2) sexual tumesence.

Dude! I totally put some rad decals on my driftwood last night! Want to see?

Ahhh. No. Not really.

by gnostic1 August 21, 2011

Driftwood

The biggest loser, no friend having guy or girl that shows up at parties for free drinks and alcohol. Usually seen at house parties and block parties. Often observed at bars and buffet tables at corporate functions where someone else is paying the bill.

John: Hey Mike, whos that stuffing themself at the buffet table.
Mike: I don't know. Never seen them.
John: Gotta be driftwood.
Mike: Yeah, don't know them, will never see them again

by GraniteEagle April 29, 2011

Driftwood

getting an erection while in a pool.

I was grindin' on some chick in the pool and ended up getting driftwood.

by bige54321 July 15, 2010

driftwood

Noun : An erection that finds its way out of a man's undergarments of its own accord .

After seeing Kim in those tight-ass shorts my dick done shot straight outta' my boxers!!! If I don't shove this driftwood back in I'm gonna' chafe somethin' fierce .

by Boozeman August 24, 2006

Driftwood

An erection that moves around inside a guy's pants.

Looks libk Bob has driftwood in his pants. It's all over the place in there.

by Dave720 May 12, 2016