driving like he shit his pants

driving extra slow and cautious as not to smear the shit around any more, not really wanting to get where you are going because you have a shit stain on your pants

that guy in the Prius is driving like he shit his pants

by llvdoc September 7, 2017

highway driving

When you go driving on the highway really fast with hella loud music late at night

"hey did you see grace going highway driving last night"
"yeah dude she must be really cool"

by lukascor12 September 9, 2016

spirited driving

An exciting method of operating a motor vehicle; taking a car to it's performance limits.

Let's take your dad's M3 out to this weekend's SCCA event for some spirited driving.

by Aaron, biatch February 12, 2006

driving

The Murphy's Law of Driving

1) The car infront of you is always slower.

2) The car in back of you always wants to go faster.

3) There is never traffic until you start to back out of your driveway.

4) There is never traffic until you reach the stop sign.

5) When you are in a hurry, everyone is on a joy ride.

6) When you are looking for an address, everyone is in a hurry.

7) Bugs, salt, and other grime on the windshield are attracted to the area directly infront of your line of sight.

8) If a car in the other lane is hovering between you and the car infront of you, he wants to switch, even though...

9) Turn signals (blinkas) are never used.

10) Your exit is 3 lanes to the right, and about 200 feet away.

And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

by The Sub March 1, 2005

driving while blind

This is operating a motor vehicle in an extremely intoxicated state.

Man, look at this sarge, that guy, blew a .38 BAT, we should have arrested him for driving while blind!

by I, Wreckerrr April 13, 2021

Braille Driving

Driving along the dotted lines, shoulder or reflector bumps, as though the tires were reading them, like a blind person reading braille. See also pac-manning

Dude, watch out for that car ahead of us, he's totally braille driving!

by Mis May 17, 2007

Lawn Chair Driving

Driving with one's left foot resting just outside of the driver's side window. Similar to driving with a gangster lean, but not as hardcore. Requires the subject to be limber and totally lax like they're at the beach, except instead they are zipping through traffic.

Yeah, the cop pulled her over for lawn chair driving. Said her foot was blocking her side mirror.

by Wyatt Junker June 1, 2011