Doyle

A angry bald guy who is constantly threatening people that he will skull-fuck them.

Doyle: "Larry if you run im gonna skull-fuck you!"

by Sinbaddad69 February 18, 2019

Doyle

Common last name of a extremely sexy male or female. Doyle's enjoy tormenting their prey by being extremely seductive, causing the prey to lust after them and become completely aroused.

"She was definitely a fucking Doyle. After she walked by, I quickly had to run to the bathroom."

by Doyle14 September 06, 2008

Doyled

In reference to the departure of Jorja Fox's character on ER just leaving without any explanation. It's when a character leaves the show and just isn't mentioned again, but they had a noticably large role prior to it.

"I think they just Doyled Det. Vartann on CSI. I haven't seen him in weeks."

by JannaNylaBernice February 16, 2008

Doyle

Adjective.

Dirty, smelly, or generally unpleasant.

This house smells doyle.

That girl is doyle.

by jon88 March 24, 2009

doyling

verb: the act of masturbating using a sock or numerous paper towels
Verb: the act of being a total and complete narcisistic asshole

"dude stop acting like such a doyle"
"oh man she caught u doyling?!?!?!"
"stop doyling and get a life and some new socks"

by Becca1993 January 16, 2010

Doyle

1) A person with pansexual prefrance, with OCD about all normal movement (ie. breathing, blinking), also the hate life and want to end the world. Say extreamly strange things in all situations. They confuse their own apperance to be bad/good when it is in fact the opposite. A money whore. Usally ends up becoming the a result of too much childhod censorship. Attempts the analyze the mind at all costs, usally fails, and ends up applying thier own psychology to other people.

Dude, you got got five chicken nuggets? You're such a Doyle.

by UberFishCakes March 08, 2004

Doyle

Paranoid, soft cunt, delussions of gangster, isn't 'onto' it.

Says he quits weed when he doesn't.
Leaves at the first sign of 5-0.
Buys a £10 bag, has 2 tokes n gives the rest away!
Says 'lad' far too much;
"what lad?!" "yeah lad" "ey girl" "wot lad?" "nah lad" "shut lad" "jib lad"

Doyle is the paranoid master, and he's gone in 60 seconds if you say theres a kickoff.

by Gangster of Town Lane March 29, 2005