what are you doing step bro?

The question you ask when your step bro walks into your room with his big schlong dong out and about. Expect "Sweet Home Alabama," to start playing in the next few seconds.

Step Sis: *in a loli voice* What are you doing step bro? *bites her lip as she tugs on her skirt*

FBI Agent: Okay I have seen enough

by rottenkid May 9, 2019

Doing a Glitter

When you have done something really bad which you hope no one ever finds out about, but you inexplicably and unintentionally hand the evidence to the police/the boss/you wife and suffer the consequences.

Doing a Glitter refers to Garry Glitter, aging UK glam rock star, who handed his PC into the repair shop as it had crashed, but he forgot it contained hundreds of pictures of child pR0n. They called the Cops. He was soon convicted as a sex offender and jailed.

Not to be confused with "Up the Glitter" which is what he was supposed to have asked the underaged girl in Vietnam, which was where he ended up after leaving the UK. Again he was convicted and jailed.

by BrettS2 October 13, 2008

doing dino

A female who is having sex with A lot of people.

Shorty ass doing Dino’s every night!

by Mr.773 December 11, 2017

Doing a Meg

When you are doing a number two in the bed. Or anywhere that isn't a toilet

Doing a Meg came about cause Meg couldn't come to work one day cause she had severe gastro and had an accident in bed so she did a meg.

by iamsbp May 8, 2020

What Are You Doing Step Bro?

What you ask when your step bro is doing something he’s not supposed to.

Step Sis: “HELP! I’M STUCK”
Step Bro walks in.
Step Sis feels something.
Step Sis: “What Are You Doing Step Bro?”

by DaddyMints July 21, 2020

doing a jono

To do a jono is the act of rejecting your current company to maneuver, in a stalking fashion, over to a person of the opposite sex. Doing a Jono usually consists of a male, staring longingly at a female's chest area. This act if performed subconsciously and usually leaves the former company of the "Jonoer" feeling annoyed. Two people can subconsciously do a jono together, which is known as in the trade, Dual Jonoing.

Sarah: "(oh god, hes doing a jono again, i wish he'd leave me alone)"
Phil: "Oh, theres goes Jono on another tit rampage"
Bob: "Ah man, just leave her alone!!"
Jonoer: "breasts? breast breasts breasts breasts! hmph... breast!"

by david schlonglicker October 10, 2006

Doing a Benji

When your on the toilet bowl for at least a half an hr and then you leave a huge skid mark on the toilet.

Chente: Where'd Ben go?

Fliggy: He's doing a Benji

Lord Farquaad: Oh God, he's gonna be a while. We're gonna need the hazmat suits when he's done.

by Icknamesj August 25, 2013