doughnut

people that seem to be a little slow in the head can be described as 'doughnuts' or 'doughnut heads' as the jam in the uppermost part of the body of a vertebrate is a metaphor for brain and the subject's skull and the dough is metaphorically speaking the head itself. Usual response to the comment includes 'what are you on about', 'ou, why did you just hit me' and 'stop it, I'm calling the police'.

when someone does something stupid - you say oi you doughnut

by walking dictionary March 10, 2005

doughnut

a silly person who does something silly.

i am such a doughnut for putting this stupid definition here!

by tht doughnut June 25, 2005

doughnut

Insult to GD gangmembers; Derives from Blood Gangmemebers

GD: Fuck you doughnut

Blood: Fuck you slob, this my hood

by Slim Cracka December 26, 2007

doughnut

a guy that is really hot or "delicious" but is really "bad for you", as in they are a jerk, or player

Ana-"He is soo hot but he completly blew me off last night"
Me- " I told you to stay away from doughnuts."

by A.r.P June 19, 2007

doughnut

roll of fat around your belly button

burnsy's mum has a big doughnut

by Don Gulliver August 12, 2003

doughnut

Someone's asshole, Round eye, brown eye, or red eye

Bend over and let me glaze your doughnut

by Bongie April 08, 2005

doughnut

Stock rims for a car with no hubcaps.

I have some doughnuts you can borrow since your rims were stolen.

by Dj Eightrays April 03, 2003