An Aussie term made-up by me and my best friend to describe another slow, stupid classmate, and my little sister. Kind of like being a dumb blonde. Best explanation I can give is simple – doughy : meaning thick, like dough is before it’s baked.
Doesn’t grasp/understand things quickly
Doesn’t grasp/understand things quickly
1. During class one day my best friend and i threw something at our doughy friend, it hit her right on the back of her head, and about a min later she slowly blinked, looked around and asked “did someone just throw something at me??”
2. My sister: “Y would u need to use listerine if ur on a boat?”
Me: “Because if u drink too much salt water u’ll get barnicles on ur teeth, like the underside of the boat
My sister: “…..really…?”
3. My mum: “I need u to buy a pressie for a 6 yr old girl” *on top of list writes Barbie Clothes*
Me: “What size clothes do u want tho…”
Mum: *laughs* *changes Barbie Clothes to Barbie Clothes FOR BARBIE*
2. My sister: “Y would u need to use listerine if ur on a boat?”
Me: “Because if u drink too much salt water u’ll get barnicles on ur teeth, like the underside of the boat
My sister: “…..really…?”
3. My mum: “I need u to buy a pressie for a 6 yr old girl” *on top of list writes Barbie Clothes*
Me: “What size clothes do u want tho…”
Mum: *laughs* *changes Barbie Clothes to Barbie Clothes FOR BARBIE*
by Rachel Taylor (tm) September 28, 2005
by MrBigglesworth78 August 19, 2008
When a guy fills the hole of a doughnut with his dick and the girl eats it while simultaneously sucking his dick.
Big D: "Bro, Madi gave Jordi a Doughy-Blowy on his boaty before our fishing sesh this morning."
Umar: "I thought that kid was impotent."
Big D: "Nah... he's just a virgin."
Umar: "What a fucking loser."
Umar: "I thought that kid was impotent."
Big D: "Nah... he's just a virgin."
Umar: "What a fucking loser."
by Big D's Average D December 04, 2020
When someone damages another's testicles with such hard force, that all chances of having children have gone, and all that's left is a blob/lump = dough ball. Doughy Balls
by Mumundeep October 11, 2011
Common liberal-blog nickname for "Liberal Fascism" author Jonah Goldberg. Coined May 2004 by norbizness of norbizness.com.
"Some people seem to think we hate Jonah Goldberg.
Nothing could be farther from the truth. First of all, the Doughy Pantload has given us hundreds of hours of entertainment; in his official role as Village Idiot of the Internet, he never ceases to amuse us with his falling off of walls, tumbling into ditches, and trying to come up with smart things to say when he’d really rather be at home watching Deep Space Nine DVDs."
-Mister Leonard Pierce of sadlyno.com
Nothing could be farther from the truth. First of all, the Doughy Pantload has given us hundreds of hours of entertainment; in his official role as Village Idiot of the Internet, he never ceases to amuse us with his falling off of walls, tumbling into ditches, and trying to come up with smart things to say when he’d really rather be at home watching Deep Space Nine DVDs."
-Mister Leonard Pierce of sadlyno.com
by Alex Eschate August 14, 2008
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by odds_fish August 27, 2008