(verb)
To haphazardly and moronically barrel through icy and/or snow covered roads with reckless abandon while driving, leading to excessive levels of douchebaggery. This usually leads to the vehicle swerving and spinning out as it slips and slides down the road like a graceful 2-ton swan.
May result in traffic pile-ups, cars sitting on their roofs, cars in ditches, and drivers shouting profanities in all directions.
Those who commonly douche through the snow are dipshits who think their car is the Batmobile because they have 4WD, or who are too ignorant to avoid driving in heavy snow in the first place.
(origin c. 2013 - "Sonic Zombie Origins"; from Jingle Bells: "Dashing through the snow")
To haphazardly and moronically barrel through icy and/or snow covered roads with reckless abandon while driving, leading to excessive levels of douchebaggery. This usually leads to the vehicle swerving and spinning out as it slips and slides down the road like a graceful 2-ton swan.
May result in traffic pile-ups, cars sitting on their roofs, cars in ditches, and drivers shouting profanities in all directions.
Those who commonly douche through the snow are dipshits who think their car is the Batmobile because they have 4WD, or who are too ignorant to avoid driving in heavy snow in the first place.
(origin c. 2013 - "Sonic Zombie Origins"; from Jingle Bells: "Dashing through the snow")
Original quote:
Sonic the Hedgehog: "Douching through the snow, driving my Hummer, which I don't really need, cause I'm only a single guy!"
We enjoy holding up judges' score cards by the turn on the hill as people go douching through the snow. Oh! Look at our next contestant in the Porsche Cayenne! Two full spins, such form!
Sonic the Hedgehog: "Douching through the snow, driving my Hummer, which I don't really need, cause I'm only a single guy!"
We enjoy holding up judges' score cards by the turn on the hill as people go douching through the snow. Oh! Look at our next contestant in the Porsche Cayenne! Two full spins, such form!
by Agent Blue February 18, 2015
Get the Douching through the snow mug.When someone who recently had unprotected sex douches using Mountain Dew hoping that the yellow 5 will kill the sperm.
Elizabeth: I can't believe I didn't use protection.
Julie: Don't worry, you should try mountain douching.
Julie: Don't worry, you should try mountain douching.
by Anhydrous-Caffeine March 11, 2011
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Every female character on the Hills is the epitome of a douchette.
Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton on their popular reality TV show The Simple Life popularized the identifying characteristics of a douchette.
Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton on their popular reality TV show The Simple Life popularized the identifying characteristics of a douchette.
by DarkSpirit82 June 5, 2009
Get the Douchette mug.1) The distasteful act of popping up the collar of a
button-down shirt; even more heinous - a polo shirt,
and wearing it erect.
2) To wander about in public wearing traditional
Douche Bag attire.
button-down shirt; even more heinous - a polo shirt,
and wearing it erect.
2) To wander about in public wearing traditional
Douche Bag attire.
Douchin' It Out
“Oh my god. Becky, look at his collar. Its so big.
He looks like one of those frat guy douche bags.
I mean, his collar. It's just so big! And with the way
the weather is today, if that guy were douchin’ it out
any further, his collar would catch sail and he’d blow away!”
“Oh my god. Becky, look at his collar. Its so big.
He looks like one of those frat guy douche bags.
I mean, his collar. It's just so big! And with the way
the weather is today, if that guy were douchin’ it out
any further, his collar would catch sail and he’d blow away!”
by Cheeto Macaroni! February 6, 2010
Get the Douchin' It Out mug.A term created by the moist man himself, is someone that has nothing besides a micropenis, holds fake giveaways which is clearly a felon, does unnecessary flexing, and uploads unfunny pranks and uploads dead fake 3AM challenges
by Antonime March 18, 2021
Get the Douchetuber mug.Similar to the effect nitrous oxide has for a car, but in this case it gives an intense energy boost to a douche bag. Also it is not necessarily a specific object or substance that provides the boost, but something of the douche bags preference that motivates him/her to preform extreme douche deeds.
We all know that frappuccino is Pete's Nitrous Douchide in the morning, its what keeps his douche side awake and douching.
by DrLoveee August 24, 2010
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