douchier

when one person possesses a greater level of douche or douchiness and might quite possibly close to attaining the super douche status.

he was even douchier when he arrived on a seqway in those ridiculous pants?

by the dude of AMH December 16, 2008

douchtard

A person who is a douchbag and is retarded to boot.

That douchtard couldn't walk and chew gum at the same time.

by hhopper August 18, 2008

douchery

N. - An act of douche-like quality; a place where the art of douchery is practiced.

Alternate spelling: doucherie (archaic)

"I'm sick of working at this douchery."

"When you turned on me in that meeting - that was some serious douchery."

"Forsooth, latent asshole, thou hast wandered oft through the land of doucherie, where politician weaves his tale and pigeon doth shit on thy head."
- Lord Elbenworth

by Lord Cyrinald November 29, 2007

Doucharama

Anytime when a douche causes a whole lot of drama, so its kind of a double negative

OMG jenny, your douchbag boyfriend is always causing so much doucharama

by caliquake October 26, 2009

douchily

Acting in a douche-like behavior; behaving like a douchebag.

The people in that club were all dancing douchily.

by puablo1 November 23, 2010

douchtard

mentally challenged douchbag

greg is a fucking douchtard

by lmfao June 24, 2003

douchery

to engage in the actions of a douche (douche bag)

I cannot abide Dan's douchery.

by Jonnyguano September 13, 2005