a double negative term consisting of douche and face. Used to humiliate roomates, mexicans, manbearpigs and people with AIDS. If used properly the insult should render your opponent temporarily blind and/or paralyzed on the left side. If comment is used too many times the user will start to exhibit signs of going to hell. To prevent this start using the term doucherocket.
by sniggerrig May 17, 2006
Get the doucheface mug.(n): a mustache grown to make one wonder, "Is this person a douchebag?"
(n): mustache worn by a known douchebag that ruins all mustaches for a person
(n): mustache worn by a known douchebag that ruins all mustaches for a person
ugh, great, now that douchestache ruins all facial hair for me.
ohhhh lord look at his mustache.
mustache? more like a douchestache.
ohhhh lord look at his mustache.
mustache? more like a douchestache.
by wildblueeyes November 26, 2010
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Get the doucheface mcassbag mug.the pencil thin facial hair that comes down from the sideburns, follows the jawline, and connects to a thin mustache and a little patch just under the lip. ... important feature, the rest of the the face is perfectly smooth. Usually accomanied by a diamond stud ear ring, graphic T's and shaved lines in the eyebrows.
by Neill O'Stephens October 8, 2011
Get the douchestach mug.1. The maximum amount that a person can be perceived as or containing the qualities of a douche.
2. A persons ability to be a douche
2. A persons ability to be a douche
by Reedicculus September 20, 2012
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by NotGabensLover July 16, 2015
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