douchebox

similar to douchebag, but even funnier sounding than the original.

shut the fuck up, douchebox.

by phore-twunny July 17, 2005

Doucheborough

1. Used by Jon Stewart to refer to Joe Scarborough during his interview with Jim Cramer.

see: Joe Scarborough

"You can tell Doucheborough it isn't supposed to be fair."

by Don Barno June 3, 2009

Doucheboat

A male character or celebrity who is undeniably attractive, despite possessing an abhorrent personality.

Bradley Cooper has perfected the doucheboat role in Wedding Crashers, He’s Just Not That Into You, and The Hangover, but when it comes to TV, Josh Hopkins’ work on Cougar Town and Brothers & Sisters is the gold standard.

by Cactus228 July 8, 2010

Douchebox

Is more than a simple douchebag, he is so well defined as a douche, he gets a box with 6 perfectly aligned sides to perfectly fit, and define, the area that is his douche being.

Facial skin is legitimately ashamed to be carbon related to his being and has given up trying to keep up appearances, and you can honestly hear the 200mph tornado of wind tunnel that exists between his left and right ears.

Exhibits the look of utter cluelessness, open mouth breathing, blank stare, comatose, ignorant, drunk, empty, drained, shit filled, long range stare in his face.

Order of precedence: Douche, Douchebag, King of Douchebaggary, Douchebox.

He's more than just a douche. More than the King of Douchebaggary, he's a freakin' Douchebox!

Where is that douchebox?

Hey! You! Douchebox! Stop breathing! You're stealing my oxygen!

by another douche July 9, 2012

Douchebadge

What a corporate ID badge becomes when worn on a belt or lanyard, especially while not in the office or on campus. Keep that shit in your wallet, nobody cares where you work.

Wow, this starbucks is full of Microsofties and their blue douchebadges.

by dashtrash July 21, 2010

Doucheronic

When a hipster is a douche simply for the sake of being ironic, therefore being double douchey and therefore being double ironic.

"John was being really doucheronic when he said that every rap album that came out after 1998 sucks."

"I hate doucheronic hipsters."

"Check out Jim's doucheronic attire. He claims it's a fashion statement..."

by stackinturtles January 7, 2010

douchebadge

The badge of the douche. Any accessory that makes the wearer look like a self-important idiot.

-Lisa always walks around with her bluetooth earpiece in her ear, even when she's not on the phone.
-I know, it's totally her douchebadge.

by L.M. Aut August 29, 2007