by Malachus July 21, 2009
Get the Douchebabe mug.A condition known to exhibit symptoms related to the behaviors of being a douchebag. Examples of such symptoms include: wearing affliction/ed hardy/tapout/v-neck shirts, spray-on tans, steroid use, making "kissy" lips when taking pictures with women, etc.
by pba24899 July 13, 2009
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Similar to douchebag but to a much greater extent as it suggests that the diameter of the aperture or sphincter through which the "douche nozzle" would pass is roughly the equivalent of a typical New York style bagel.
by Bootie Barker March 28, 2008
Get the Douchebagel mug.Tim was being such a jerk, that I couldn't stand his "douchebagery" anymore and I punched him in the head.
by Josh Meyer May 6, 2006
Get the Douchebagery mug.Guy one: That man is such a douchebag
Guy two: How do you know?
Guy one: Did you not see his douchelage?
Guy two: How do you know?
Guy one: Did you not see his douchelage?
by Barry Cool< November 26, 2009
Get the Douchelage mug.A means of nautical conveyance for someone who is so overwhelmingly douchy that their douchiness requires a fucking barge to get from point a-to-point-wherever-the-fuck-else.
The word of the year for 2011 and 2010 (retroactively).
The word of the year for 2011 and 2010 (retroactively).
OMG! I hooked-up with John Mayer after his show last night and instead of fucking me all he did was eat my ass for an hour! I'm chapped as fuck! What a DOUCHEBARGE!
by Kitchy-koo January 16, 2011
Get the Douchebarge mug.A subsiquent amount of douche (most likely from more than one person) which is piled together in a way that it looks as if it is a cake made of douche. It also is used as a negative way of "dissing" another chum pal or even a way to pick on someone. It is closely related to the words faggot and fag
by topha April 20, 2006
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