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douchetast

noun, someone who is "douche-tastic" or a general douchebag.
John ate the sandwich I was saving to have for lunch. He's such a douchetast.

Lisa's such an annoying douchetast.
by Jamaica G September 28, 2006
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Doucheasaurus

A mega douche; a douche so big that it shouldn't even exist. The equalivance of a giant TOOL. A giant DOUCHE bag. Oversized idiot.
My boyfriend acts like a doucheasaurus 95% of the time.
I dated this guy for a few months and found out later that he was engaged. He denied it and said he wasn't married, so I emailed him his wedding registry. He said "I didn't want to tell you this way" WHAT a DOUCHEASAURUS!
by GTLBarbie September 3, 2013
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Doucheasaurusrex

Someone who is a massive douche bag and keeps wondering why people want to leave thier work section when they keep being a huge douche bag and asshole.
MSgt is a Doucheasaurusrex, he got pissed at me for asking Luis for help then wondered why we all want to get out early.
by Terd furgesson March 12, 2014
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douchebagmonkeyfucker

used as an insult to call someone use as a com back
he says ur an ass hat (you say) fuck off u douchebagmonkeyfucker (it has to be said like it is one word)
by pooppopo October 20, 2009
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douchetastic

A contraction of "douche" and "fantastic". Something displaying the qualities of a douche to an extreme or fantastic degree could be described as douchetastic.
"Elf", starring Will Farrel, is a douchetastic movie, because Will Farrel is a douche, and only other douches think he's funny.
by Yuliq M'diq December 25, 2004
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douchetastic

someone or something so horribly douche-y and over confident for no reason that it is ridiculous
"is that zach troyer?"
"yeah, he is really douchetastic."
by hannah and anna July 8, 2006
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Douchetastic

1. When something is so lame, it only appeals to douches. Usually the only followers, consumers, believers or participants will be douches.

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2. When something is so lame, it acts like a magnet for douches, bring them and their uptightness, funny egos, bad jokes and bad dress sense along.
1. Dwane: that 500 point Charazard on World of warcraft really got me going. You should really start playing world of warcraft, wearing cartoon t-shirts and listening to the same 5 songs on repeat.

Evan: So you all went to the church to play world of war craft and fiddle with each others testicals, Douchetastic!

2. We had been going to this animation conference for a long time, but all of a sudden, the place started to smell of aftershave, deodorant and douche. Too many people were wearing C Dos, C Dos Run, Run Dos Run T-shirts and everyone was talking about anime and japanese animation. It was truley Douchetastic. We stopped going.
by Prof.Old.Clowns.Pocket April 18, 2010
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