Doucheilous

something that is very douchey, or making you act/look douchey.

Person 1: UGH Sean's new thing is doo-rags
Person 2: HAHA HIS NAME RHYMES WITH BEAN! But that's besides the point that his doo-rag is so doucheilous

by axesmellssoooogood June 15, 2010

douchelord

someone that is the king of all douches, total prick, and may have the name Brad.

The douchelord Brad walked to his home on wheels.

by queenie 22 May 10, 2011

Douchelord

Someone who is arrogant, and selfish, does what they want at all cost to others feelings etc., and has a false sense of self perception! manipulative bastards who see women as little more then sexual objects. they will pretend to the perfect guy, spend money on women, and do any form of manipulation to get what they want from a woman. insensitive, controlling, and will treat women like sex objects. This person is a man's man, guys rule, he will also get his friend's to participate in his games that he play's with women. The consequential bad friend, the one who ruins others relations for his own purpose, and self gain. A douchelord is the person who will gain what they want at all cost, to anyone, friends,family, and especially women. This person is king of all douche's.

Did you see that tammy and max are divorcing? I guess max was out with his friend derek again,and they went to the club, and stayed out all night. I guess max cheated again. He only does this when he is with that douchelord friend of his, derek!

Do not go home with dane. He is only being nice to you, and buying your drinks, so he can take you home and sleep with you. He is a such a douchelord!

by micka73 December 9, 2012

Doucheclump

Collective noun for a clump of douches. Specifically those that show up at a party, don't pay cover, and try to drink anyway. Typically accompanied by a few STD-infested whores (often of Asian descent).

Jay: Look at that doucheclump. Drinking in the corner with Hana.
Gus: Let's bust the douche clump for drinking.
Will: $20, people. Imma make it rain.

by paleech April 19, 2010

douchelord

The douchiest of all the douchebags in existence, not just on Earth. Their douchiness is so great they can be seen as not only royalty compared to other douches, but a God. Basically douchebaggery could be its own religion, as many religions have some idol that believers worship.

Jack: Did you see what happened to Joey at the bar last night? He got super drunk, picked up and banged four girls, including a transgender woman, got into a bar fight and got arrested.
Mike: Dude, I saw. What a douchelord.

by Sarcastic_Dickhead August 11, 2017

Douche Cloud

The cloud of vape smoke that rolls out of someone’s car window when driving

There was this asshole in front of me letting the douche clouds roll from his 2003 Subaru.

by BigManBomb78 April 21, 2019

Douchelous

To be a constant douche to someone, or someone who is a constant douche. Or be really annoying. Can be used on someone who is being a Major douche. Or super douche

In example

You're being so (re)douchelous!

like (ridiculous)

Man you are being really (re) douchelous today!

by Dr_House December 3, 2011