douchewipe

anyone who attempts to steal your bike

Hey douchewipe! What the hell do you think you're doing, that's my bike!

by aoine October 11, 2009

douchenipple

A derogatory term used to describe any individual who proves to be exceedingly stupid or obnoxious.

If you would stop being such a douchenipple, maybe we could get this project done.

by Trennen August 25, 2011

doucheticle

A douchebag that thinks with his penis/testicles.

A doucheticle trolls girls Facebook pages to hit on them (used to take place on MySpace but still true for dating sites)

by madd cracka October 12, 2011

doucheticle

Slang word for a person that is a douchebag and also a pair of testicles.

John:I just took the last cookie.

Reply: You're such a doucheticle!

by Lan May 1, 2006

douchetits

Female expendibility of epic proportions.

Tom: Did you see that girl?!
Joe: Yeah! That's douchetits!

by Argy Blarkenshnarkle May 24, 2008

douchetination

A locale or establishment frequented by douchebags.

Joe slicked back his hair, put on his biggest gold chain and his fanciest Zubas, hopped in his Escalade, cranked up some Eddie Money and headed for his favorite douchetination, Hooters.

by a lawyer but not a douche November 21, 2010

douchetapo

See: douchebags

Combined term of douche and gestapo, used in reference to large, roaming, drunk crowds of douche-y bros that may cause trouble.

Look, there's the douchetapo out on Fullerton Ave doing their Snuggie bar crawl!

by redvelvetcupcake April 15, 2009