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urban douchenary

refers to douchebags who dream out disgusting fantasies and then post them on this site as if everyone: 1) knows what the hell they are talking about; and 2) cares.
"Hey... have you ever heard of a Medium Johnsonrod Carolina Hot Sauce Flapper?"

"No... it must be something some urban douchenary made up."
by Arthur J. Vandelay November 5, 2009
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social douchetard

Polly is a douche with no social skills.

Therefore Polly is a social douchetard.
by thesmoothoperator June 16, 2010
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douchearoo

Going beyond the realm of douchebaggery into a whole new level of idiot.
Holy god, that Doug is a real douchearoo
by Zherqua7r July 20, 2008
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douchemare

Noun:

1. A frightening or unpleasant dream brought on by over exposure to douchebaggery.

2. A terrifying or very unpleasant experience or prospect where douchebags are involved.
Did you see Criss Angel's Mindfreak. God that was terrible. I had douchemares for a week.

Hey you want to go to Sound Factory to see Louie DeVito? God no! That sounds like a total douchemare.
by manifestjoe December 19, 2011
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douchewart

Douchwart is the wart on man's penis. These warts usually appear after or when the man is being a douche. Douchwarts are very painful and have to be chemically removed. Sometimes a man who is being an asshole can be reffered to as a "douchewart"
Man: Bitch make me a sandwhich!

Woman: Wow, you are such a douchewart!
by Majicspleen June 16, 2010
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Douchearu

A douchey Subaru owner. Actions of a douchearu include but are not limited to:
excessive revving
installing an aftermarket BOV on a stock turbo WRX
Installing a rumble exhaust, roof rack, and/or tire lettering
•Not allowing you to pass them when you're literally trying to just get around them to take an exit or whatever and they think you're racing
•Hot boxing their Vapes in their Subaru
•Joining a Subaru club
I missed my exit because I got blocked by a Subaru. He thought I was racing him. What a douchearu.

That fuckin douchearu keeps revving at the stop light. Your wrx is stock, shut up.
by SpyderLyfe July 22, 2018
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douchecanoe

A person that is so douchey, said douchey-ness travels cross bodies of water.
Check out that douchecanoe... I bet they can see his Ed Hardy shorts from hawaii.
by donkitat November 2, 2010
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