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douchebacle

When a disaster, fiasco, catastrophe, or calamity occurs at the hands of a douchebag or douchenozzle, or a pack of douchbags/nozzles.
The whole douchebacle began when that douchnozzle started spreading lies about the rest of us.
by jwalker720 August 24, 2010
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Douchebelle

1. A female version of a douchebag which sounds like a compliment at first but is, in fact, an unsuspecting flip-off to the recipient who, in another life and world (or after having had a sex change), might actually be correctly deemed a douchebag.

2. A politer version of bitch, but with deeper, thought-provoking undertones. Useful for unsuspecting foes who might actually take it as a compliment.

Coined during an interesting discussion about the origins of the word douchebag during which no one could think of a female equivalent - Here it is, in all its glory.
Ambronina: "So then, just to spite me, she spiked my cup of tea with laxatives. I was on the loo all day!"

Erica: "OMG, she's such a douchebelle!"

Gowlinda: "Here's your latte. Sorry that I forgot to ask them to use skimmed milked - I'm sure you would've wanted it like that."
Justina: "Awww... Thanks. You're such a douchebelle."
Gowlinda: "That's so nice of you... Bitch."
by Mod-RSI-2,6-YOLO December 19, 2014
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Doucheball Player

Noun. Person who is a giant doucher who just so happens to play football and likes to say bro every five words
I can't stay here much longer among all these jock doucheball players.
by Ky-Yooooo October 20, 2009
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Doucheball

A very homosexual game played in P.E. class.
Dude, I dont want to play doucheball today, it sucks ass.
by A^Train November 30, 2004
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Douchebagliness

(dew-sh-bag-lee-ness)
1) a derivative of douchebag denoting an exceptionally high level of douchebaggery
2) the quantifiable measure of the level of douchebaggery existing in any person, place or thing
1) I will most certainly not go to there and put myself in an environment with that level of douchebagliness.
2) I can smell the douchebagliness permeating the air around him.
by thephunk August 20, 2010
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douchebagling

Refering to a young teen or twenty something doucher. A very skinny hipster that no one likes . Son or daughter of a douchebebag. Insult
You are souch a douchebagling.
Look at all the douchebaglings at this Z.A.S. concert.
by suem17 March 29, 2011
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douchebacle

A debacle that is created by someone known for being a douche bag... hence a douchebacle.
Once Fred showed up, the whole event became a douchebacle.
by Warm Saggy Balls October 11, 2016
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