douce bag

A douche is like a toothbrush after you have sex. A girl uses it to clean themselves out. A douchebag is what all the crap goes into.

Man, my girlfriend decided she had to use a douche after we had sex!

by fuckin a March 27, 2004

Douce

Like a douche but loves dbz

"End yourself dbz loving douce"

by JasonJoestar May 28, 2018

douce an a half

Large truck with 6 wheel drive, usually owned by the millitary to hall people or cargo

You see that douce an a half go through all that mud?

by Nuclear Mass April 19, 2010

Douce

A Douce:

Someone who believes their funny but isn’t.

Someone who copies others and try’s to imitate others but fails massively.

Someone who is normally the but of the joke

“Stop it Tel, you’re being a Douce!”

by Luke Tucker August 23, 2019

douce twos

22 inch rims

pulled up in the club with the douce twos gleeming.

by Rayl November 24, 2003

douce

it means a big poo

lauren took a fat douce in school

by grarr September 19, 2023

Douce

This word is primarily used for children of divorce. It's a combination of Dad and House (dad's house) or mom and house (mom's house) aka Mouse

No, sorry you can't come over tonight I'm at my Douce/Mouse.

by Kk9324 January 31, 2025