Doubtfired

Someone who got off with a male transvestite thinking they were getting off with a woman has been doubtfired.
So called after Mrs Doubtfire, a crazy transvestite that mothers a couple of kids who think its a real woman but a peculiar one.

In the nightclub where Mike is totally tanked up on lager and rum.
Guys Mike has got his hand on its ass look look come now look,
OOOOOH he is leaving with it - sheeeeit he is gonna get doubtfired sometime between now and monday

by Rockafellatio September 5, 2007

Doubtfuk

Used to describe the feeling when you know something is probably not true, but it's so insanely absurd that you realize there's no way any human being would try to make up something that dumb and obviously fake, so... is it real, maybe?

Them: "...and that's why cows were originally moon people who colonized Mars, had to evacuate to Earth after they destroyed the climate, and are no longer the dominant species."

You: "I'm totally getting doubtfuked right now."

by drupei March 18, 2021

Mrs. Doubtfire

A nocturnal mom who by day is dress as a fat old mom and by night takes off her fat suit and is a hot model, is usually very horny and has sex and or performs oral sex on her children's friends when they sleepover. Not to be confused as Robin Williams.

Justin: Steve is such a fag the only reason I hang out with him is so i can sleep over his house and bang his mom who by the way is a Mrs. Doubtfire.
Mick: Yeah she is a Mrs. Doubtfire; she cooks me the best cookies during the day and at night she gives me the best dome I have ever had.
Justin: Lets go to Steves to night and double team his Mrs. Doubtfire.
Mick; sounds like a plan

by Justin Paul Murray February 10, 2009

Doubtfuk

After drinking heavily the night before, knowing you were with someone when you got home, but waking up in the morning alone with no additional memories of what happened in between.

Later that day, Tammy saw Steve from accounting. He said he had a great time the other night. She realized he was the doubtfuk from the company Christmas party.

by Captrabs64 February 16, 2017

doubtful

Nerdy white honkey who lives out in Utah. Also is a mormon despite although he denies it like a mofo. Wishes he could be intarweb all-star.

Dude look at that doubtful; he's such a mormon!

by ShaZaM January 4, 2004

to doubtfire

doubtfire. verb, to drink (specifically beer) greedily

I dare you to doubtfire this beer!

by rockstedy54 December 29, 2013

Doubtfired

A combination of the sexual act of ejaculating on a woman's face and her screaming out "HELLOOOOOO!!" in a British accent.

Usually reserved for particularly creamy loads.

Billy - "Yo, Sally was a freak so I doubtfired that bitch"

Bobby - "I didn't know Sally was British..."

Billy - "she's not"

Bobby - "ohhhh shiiieeet"

by Water Buffalo January 26, 2014