double headed dragon

When you have two people give you oral sex at the same time.

Last Night, i had Kerri and Tabitha give me the double headed dragon.

by Jason Montana June 30, 2007

double header

When you fuck two different people on seperate occasions during the same day.

"sorry dude, i can't come by right now, or later either for that matter. I'm with gina right now, then I'll be headed over to laura's. It's a regular double header!"

by master holy crap October 2, 2008

massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos

You tell me...

Girl: Daddy, can i have 2 a massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos?

Daddy: *chuckles* Of course, Sweetie.

by MLGTheSantoTaco420 September 27, 2014

13 inch double headed dildo

everlasting pleasure, akin to first listening to that Limp Bizkit CD in your treehouse with your preteen friends while you whack each other off

omg did u hear break stuff? i wanna smack a bitch at my middle school prom with my baby dick whilst rocking out to it. it feels as good as a 13 inch double headed dildo or Smash Mouth

by NGR LVR September 26, 2014

double-headed prawn (dhp)

describes wimminz with bad heads AND bad bodies
this is infinitely worse than being labelled a standard prawn

dhp for short

bro1: she's the worst... never smiling... never says hello
bro2: she thinks she's so good just because she has a good body... but she's a prawn
bro1: she's worse than a prawn, she's a double-headed prawn (dhp)

by mazouie September 12, 2013

Double Headed Trouser Snake

A double headed massive dildo!

Hey girl lets have some fun

hmmm sure, should i pull out my double headed trouser snake??

FASHO'!

by huge caaak March 20, 2010

Double Header

When a simple blow job turns into a fun game of how many times can I make you cum, or how many times can I snap my jaw back into place; blowing someone til they cum, then swallowing and immediately start blowing them again until they cum a second time.

She gave me a double header right on my parents couch!

by __N00DLe__ June 29, 2011