Prostate Doctor. The act of having a person putting in a examination glove and applying lube to the fingers then sticking them up a man's anus.
by Gar Grim February 3, 2018
Get the Doctor Jelly Finger mug.Also named Mantis Toboggan. A doctor that moves in for scraps. He's prone to drop monster condoms that he uses for his magnum dong. You should watch him feast.
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by TheTallestPsychonaut May 23, 2021
Get the Doctor fart mug.Like the notorious reality distortion field (RDF) of Steve Jobs, a Vagina Distortion Field (VDF) affects perception, which thereby alters behavior. When someone is affected by a woman's VDF, every aspect of her being seemingly improves in that person's view. A woman's VDF typically only influences those who have not yet had access to said vagina. Being warped by a VDF is different than being pussy whipped. With the latter, the whipped individual behaves abnormally to maintain access to the pussy, but perception of the vagina owner is not altered. The VDF often has the greatest affect on the owner of the vagina, making her vastly overestimate her worth, influence, and potential.
Spock: "Captain, you are once again risking the lives of the entire crew in the pursuit of some green slag."
Kirk: "Mr. Spock, your libido-less Vulcan logic fails to grasp the enormity of the daily Pon Farr that starship command subjects on a man."
Spock: "Mr. Sulu and Mr. Chekov, move the Enterprise as far as is necessary and raise whatever shield is needed to protect the captain's mind from the insidious Vagina Distortion Field that is destroying his judgement."
Kirk: "Spawwwwwwwwwk!!!"
<cue Kirk fight music>
Kirk: "Mr. Spock, your libido-less Vulcan logic fails to grasp the enormity of the daily Pon Farr that starship command subjects on a man."
Spock: "Mr. Sulu and Mr. Chekov, move the Enterprise as far as is necessary and raise whatever shield is needed to protect the captain's mind from the insidious Vagina Distortion Field that is destroying his judgement."
Kirk: "Spawwwwwwwwwk!!!"
<cue Kirk fight music>
by Bachelor boB January 17, 2012
Get the Vagina Distortion Field mug.He is the true and only DoctorDepp. Water. Earth. Fire. Air.
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
Only the Depp, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.
A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named DoctorDepp, and although his airbending skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.
But I believe DoctorDepp can save the world.
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
Only the Depp, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.
A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named DoctorDepp, and although his airbending skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.
But I believe DoctorDepp can save the world.
by Gentomeiter May 5, 2021
Get the DoctorDepp mug.As I also discussed on the show, my only real concern is that the women involved -- who apparently require a "bucket and a mop" -- get the medical care they require. My doctor wife's differential diagnosis: bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, or trichomonis.
by WhoAmI_WhatAmI August 13, 2020
Get the Doctor Wife mug.Doctor Octagonapus is Dominic Fear's version of Doc Oc from spider man. Doctor octagonapus is probably the most common character in Dominic Fear's clip "The Lazer Collection"(viewable on youtube).
Doctor Octagonapus! BWAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
by Speckledorf March 17, 2008
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