dorris eaton

a fairly gay school in walnut creek, california, run by a totally red faced fag

at least eight thousand and one made my day better

by /\/\/\/\ August 4, 2004

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dorry effect

when you begin to forget things because you smoke up a lot

elisa: “oh shit, did i shampoo my hair?”
aqdas: “how do you not remember that?”
elisa: “i don’t know bro”
aqdas: “shit bro u got the dorry effect”

by omgomg May 20, 2020

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Dorris Eaton

A "school" full of sheltered overprivileged rich kids who hide in their bubble and congratulate themselves on being superior to the other people they've never met. Majority of the students and teachers are narcissistic scumbags that have no idea what they're doing, as well as no incentive to do anything worthwhile, or even their job. Headed by Gerald Ludden and Co., a wealthy aristocratic group older than the dinosaurs yet with less social skills and life experience than the average Twitter user. This school is a complete dumpster fire on wheels. Even though they make millions of dollars in tuition a year, the administration has a budget of about 2 nickels for school supplies, technology, and staffing. I wouldn't touch this with a bargepole and neither should you

Dorris Eaton

by windowjumper December 13, 2021

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The Dorris-Eaton School

A K-8 school for whiny-ass rich kids that pay 30k a year for a school that makes them slowly want to die. You can spot them in groups of 5 in the San Ramon city center or Walnut creek talking about math. They typically only wear Hollister or Brandy Melville and Under Armor.

Kid1: OH, you went to The Dorris-Eaton school? How did you survive?
Kid2: yes.
Kid1: Aren't y'all dead inside?
Kid2: *silence*

by committ/mort October 20, 2019

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