Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid

What some insultingly call Call of Duty 4. First seen on the series "Arby 'n' the Chief."

(Master Chief hands Arbiter a poorly-improvised copy of Call of Duty 4)
Arbiter: (dumbfounded) What in Christ's name is this?
Master Chief: Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid

by Mr. Pie March 1, 2008

cocky doody

A child's phrase for shit, caca, feces, crap, dung or turd. Most often used as a noun but also can be used as a verb. It's a friendly, happy phrase, the kind of phrase you'd like to see in a presidential State of the Union address or in a prospectus from another Federal bailout-sucking huge corporation of fat-assed mendacious bastards.

Mommy-mere, I just made a HUGE, honkin' cocky doody, arent' you prouda me?

Listen here, Hoss, I'm a gonna cocky doody on you if'n you don't shut your face!

Mah felluh Ammurkins, I come before ya to make a cocky doody on the economy, which already is a cocky doody.

by Kandy the Embezzler June 30, 2009

Doody Booty

The condition resulting from outright shitting yourself or sharting.

Oops! I just shit myself! Now I have Doody Booty again:(

by stxnthamix February 5, 2018

doody hole

ass, anus, bottom, butt, booty hole, rear, etc

Yea, I got my finger in your doody hole!!!

by mike_g December 13, 2006

Doody Snatch

1) Doody Snatch refers to a gay man's rectum. Specifically referring to the man who receive's asshole. The term is derived from the term given to a female's vagina, snatch.

2) A rectum in general.

His doody snatch was in my face and I almost hurled

by poopiedeloopie August 23, 2008

Doody Balls

Doody Balls happens when you wipe from back to front and shit residue collects on the back of your balls, which in turn creates balls that smell like doody.

I let this chick go down on me after taking a wicked crap and I had a foul case of doody balls.

by Plax January 29, 2008

doody pants

1. (noun) A person who's negative attitude ruins the festivities of others. Party pooper.
2. (noun) the state of having shit in your pants.

Oliver: I'm leaving. You guys are no fun.
Steven: WTF? Why are you being such a doody pants?

by scubasteve90 March 14, 2011