doosh

The wrong way to spell douche.

I am an idiot so I spell douche like this: d-o-o-s-h!

by Mysterio April 26, 2003

doosh

The sound you make after you get punched

Hey man lets fight, no way.... :turns back:....o no!! doosh!...fuck, my lip

by Dan Gold December 29, 2003

Doosh

When a person, is such a douche that spelling the word traditionally does not begin to describe how much of a douche they are. So, you start adding o 's. The more ''o''s, the bigger the douche.

Brian is becoming a real Douche. Yeah, but Kevin is a fucking Doosh and Matt is a Doooosh.

by A-Paul_ing_behavior January 27, 2009

doosh

the sound it makes when a vinegar truck collides with a water truck

me: whoa, look at those trucks, theyre gonna crash!
trucks: doosh!

by hoboman September 12, 2003

doosh bag

douche bag spelt wrong

yea i saw this fuckin bitch and i was like cunt doosh bag fucker

by ahh February 19, 2003

doosh bag

A complete and utter loser. Also someone who sucks up to people and cant roast for their life.

Doosh bag is a loser who sucks up to the teacher and makes pathetic efforts at everything.

by Howard C July 3, 2006

doosh whore

Anybody who thinks they are sweet due to the fact they sit on their ass all day and rate words on urban dictionary.com. They give a "thumbs down" to every single word they see no matter what, even if the word and definition can be considered legitimate. Overall, they are faggots and are most likely the creators of all STD's known to man.

Wow, i put a sweet word on urban dictionary.com the other day, and a lot of doosh whores gave it a thumbs down. Those doosh whores do not even have a purpose in life, and they enjoy being raped homosexually. They are such faggots, they deserve death.

by poin the std July 20, 2008