Mexican Doorstep

A guy with a little dick.

Named after the extremely unsafe 2 to 4 inch door sill at the doorway of every Mexican museum in Mexico City. Watch as beefy American tourists trip and fall flat on their fat fucking faces as the museum staff smirk and don't help them up.

Gossipy Bitch 1 (Sipping Pre-Noon Sangria On A Beach Patio): What's with Helen these days? She seems to have an extra bounce in her step at hot snake yoga every morning.

Gossipy Bitch 2 (Also An Alcoholic): Well, you didn't hear it from me, but she's been fucking that young hot pool cleaner, Brody. It's no wonder, she's been complaining for years that her husband Bob is hung like a Mexican Doorstep...

by Dr Thwack March 3, 2019

Don't shit on your doorstep

Don't sleep with your housemate or workmate, it will get messy!

Bob wants to shag his PA but Fred told him "Don't shit on your doorstep"

by Damo October 25, 2004

dookster

ultimate king

a:he is such a dookster
b:i know thank goodness his paps dies so know he is the king
a:no he is the dookster

by muhammed sanneh July 1, 2011

Doosty

A term referring to a quite dirty state either of mind or being.

Andy: My shirt is doosty after I chundered on it.

Barbs: I am soooooo dooooosssttttyyy - that is one packed jay!!!!!

Yacine Sekkoum is THE epitomy of doosty.

by Deece Mannn July 29, 2012

Doorstepper

A guy or girl who is attractive enough that if they showed up at your doorstep, you would have sexual relations with them and not turn them away. But they are not attractive enough to where you would go out of your way to pursue them

I just met this Doorstepper girl the other day, I'd probably rate her a 6/10.

by K-$hee September 28, 2015

Doorstop

The act of aiding another male prisoner in a Forced Rape Scenario (FRS) by placing your foot on the back of the rapee's neck and holding him down in an act of courtesy, much like holding a door open for someone.

Anthony was proud to doorstop Marion for his cell-mate Alec.

by Stabilo January 10, 2009

shit on your own doorstep

A relationship of any form between you and a person you know is going to cause trouble. Especialy true if you know the releationship has little or no meaning/future but you want to string it out anyway even though its gonna cause shit ex-girlfriend/boyfriend, friend of a brother/sister, close workmate or enemy of best mate are usually the other person

you shit on your own doorstep big time there bob... its all turned to crap and you still have to work with her till the end of the summer

by uglypoo July 26, 2009