That guy at the theater who tears your ticket and then tell you what theater to sit your fat ass in so you can spill your pop-corn and leave your coke for him to clean up, only to take revenge by putting his lice in your head rest you lazy bitch. Down the hall, 4th door on the , thats the hand that makes an L.
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When someone a dozen steps ahead of you holds the door open and you have to walk quickly so they don't have to wait for you - the result being that it would have been more convenient to just open the door yourself.
Whenever I go into the parking garage after work someone ahead of me holds the door open and I have to do the doorman dash.
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"Hey CATwoman, I saw Doodean at GUBU and I'm going to be really hurt if he doesn't show up at the big G."
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