doober

a word elementry children use to make fun of each other. It is a mix between dork and goober

James is the biggest doober in our grade.

by ok_gal2007 March 8, 2007

doober

an abusive word that means all of just about nothing. Can be used to describe absolute morons and complete fuking idiots who have no idea what they are talking about and who should really really get off the pot!

Joe Petersen is a fucking DOOBER!

by ROUTY! June 30, 2004

doober

1: a stupid fat person that needs his ass kicked because he is a jackass and get away with it but you cant get away with shit
2: a retard

chris is a DOOBER!
the person reading this is probibly a doober!

by smellingblood March 4, 2005

doober

Combination of Dork and Goober

You are such a doober...I can't believe you left your camera at the pool! It's about to rain!

by Carly Julia September 29, 2008

doober

A piece of solid animal waste. poop,scat,excriment.

Dave: Dude, check out that doober!

Steve: Oh man. That is definately a human doober.

by dooberman September 24, 2008

doober

when u shoot ping pong balls out ur ass

im the best doober

by rob January 23, 2004

doober

a certain University of Montevallo student who either acts extremely goofy or does something outrageously stupid.

Hey Matt Doober has fallen down the stairs while he was lookin at the bottom of his shoes.

by Josh December 16, 2003