Donting

Verb: The opposite of doing something. Actively not doing what you are supposed to be doing.

"What are you up to?"
"Just donting around my house"

I havent gotten anything done because I just donted all day!

Lets dont the laundry, it's to nice outside.

by Cookie Cat May 5, 2010

Donating

The act of going to a clinic and giving your sperm or egg for families or gays who cannot create children on their own.

Hey doug, I just went down to the clinic and got done donating my special material so some special family or pair of homosexuals can have a child.

by Dimpond July 29, 2013

Jam Donutting

The art of pressure-filling a lady's joy hole with a good kilo of rasberry jam and co2. With the aid of good muscle control a decent amount of distance should be given to watching as the entire pseduo-prolapse comes out at speed. Extra points would normally be given for random streaks hitting the ceiling that looked like God.

Mary loved Tuesdays as Quentin would purchase 10 jars of Asda's finest jam and proceed to squirt the contents into her quim of desire whilst making donkey sounds. Retreating to a safe distance, the Jam Donutting He has just administered was ready to blow

by dirtyoldman#44 December 7, 2012

Donulingus

Utilizing a ring donut (either glazed or pink) as a oral sex simulator by inserting one's tongue into the donuthole and getting progressively further and further into the donut until the glaze is transferred to the eaters face.

My date stood me up Saturday night, but I went to the Krispy Kreme and hooked up with the salesgirl after she saw my tremendous donulingus skills.

by NapalmNick July 23, 2013

dounting

when someone denies the genuine affection of another person.

Why is Casey always dounting?

by Moncoss February 2, 2012

donutting

to have sexual intercourse with a woman through a donut

"wow, i just got donutted by Rowan"
"oh no, i got icing on my dick from donutting henrietta"
"oh, steven gave me the sweetest donutting in my life"

by Will-94-MHS May 26, 2009

Donutting

The act of killing an opponent and proceeding to use the 'squat' feature to move up and down on the laying down body of the dead opponent. This resembles the act of moving the anus over a laying persons face.

You got owned! its time for a little donutting!

by __Psymon October 15, 2007