dingalingus

Oral pleasuring of a male sexual organ. Synonym for fellatio.

Nancy, I would like for you to perform dingalingus on me. Please, no teeth.

dingalingus by Asmodeus September 12, 2004

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dingaling

Two silver bells attached with string. Shows a remarkable resemblence to a man's genitalia, his frank beans, sticks and balls, jerky and nuts, twigs berries

Instead of a sentence i will post the lyrics to a song.

Chuck Berry - My Ding-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling-A-Ling

When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling

Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my dingaling

Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling

dingaling by Tae Lee January 20, 2004

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dingaling dancer

Male counterpart to “titty dancer”. This is the legit, official playfully derogatory term for a male erotic dancer and has been for decades.

He was a dingaling dancer at Swingin Richards in Atlanta before they closed down.

dingaling dancer by Ozymandiasm September 12, 2023

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Dingalong

Another noun for dingbat or sometimes even bitch or asshole. It is a nice way of saying those other nouns. You could say it in class and not get into trouble for it.

OMG, YOU ARE SUCH A DINGALONG !!!!!

Dingalong by Don'tAskMeWhat August 17, 2016