Doblinger

A middle age to elderly person so obsessed with their own dull, boring life that it leads others nearby to purposly overdose on heroin just to get through the one-way conversation. Often self-centered and oblivious to how miserable they make life for those around them. Willing to give medical, educational, relationship, cooking, dieting and financial advice based on a high school education from the 60's. Moderetly to severly overweight and in denial about the amount of calories contained in the 2 king size candy bars and 3 grease-ridden fast food meals eaten daily. Commonly uses the expression "long story short" and does not even come close to living up to the promise. Parent to the most vile offspring but blindingly unaware of their lack of tack or manners in every situation. Abuses any form of power given in any situation. Willing and ready to play the blame-game at any time. Overall a well-rounded parasite to the community they live in.

Doblinger: bla bla bla, my kids this, bla bla bla, my kids that, bla bla bla, well in my expertise, bla bla bla, agian with my kids, bla bla bla, I know everything, bla bla bla, I am too heavy, bla bla bla, that person is worthless; let me tell you why, bla bla bla, I have so much to do, bla bla bla.

Person nearby: (thinking to self, because to get a word in edgewise would be IMPOSSIBLE) Man, I should have smoke 2 joints before this shit. I wonder how long they will keep talking like this.... Do you think they will notice that I have been staring at the bugs crawl across the glass instead of paying attention. Hmmmm I wonder if I could fall asleep with my eyes open, NO I should get some of those glasses that make it look like your eyes are open when you are really taking a nap. Good thing I don't snore..... Shit I am going to need some better weed before I come back here again.

by loveless1234 March 13, 2009

Lauren Dobing

shes a beautiful girl, very funny and loves embobs :)

Lauren Dobing: SHE'LL NEVER KNOW IT'S LIP GLOSS!
Embobs: ITS NEVER TOO LATE!

by sivalover95 September 23, 2011

Dollinger

(See: dicksucker) One who likes dicks in or around his/her mouth.

Also see: Son of Joanne

Are there going to be any Dollingers at this party? I'm not going unless there's a Dollinger there...

by Manatee Bear March 28, 2015

Troller Dolling

V. Taking hostage of someone's internet property and exploiting it for your own intentions. This can be done in a playful manner, or just shaken, not stirred, revenge.

Mom: "If I had a nickerl for every time you boys troller doll'd, I'd had a bucket'd full before you count to three!!!"

Son: "Mom, there's no 'r' in nickel. Ashie started it."

Mom: "Shut your mowth, Chanler, you grounded."

Troller Dolling

by Kip Tyler The Riddler Ruckus Johnson April 2, 2007

Dobbing

The art of wiping one's pre-seminal fluid (or pre-cum) onto a dates clothing or person without her noticing.

Very often a succesful nights dobbing will leave the young lady in question wondering why she smells of wank.

Me and my mates went out dobbing last night, and I got an extra 50 points for making a smiley face!

by Artha September 27, 2007

Ken Dolling

imagining what you want to do with a guy you think is hot, like you might play with Barbie and Ken.

omg, I was up all night Ken dolling about Craig. Too bad i couldn’t take advantage of him in the backseat of my Barbie car.

by Smorefun February 7, 2023

doling

The act of a pissedoff mother taking ownership of her sons funds and giving it to him in small amounts. Mothers use this phrase when their son has been spending their money on fast women and cheap booze for 5 years.

I'm gonna take his bank card and I'll be "doling" out the money!

by Mattss November 20, 2013