Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ

1. Possibly the most extreme, blasphomous term to use when one is surprised and/or outraged in the english language.
2. Used as a term to say something random but incomprehensible for a few seconds to the person the term is directed to.

Situation 1:

Somone busts into a room with an AK-47 and shoots the person right next to you.

Your response: Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ!

Situation 2:

Johnny: Sooooo...
Mike: hmm....
Chris: yeah...
Dalton: JESUS FUCKING MARY DOGGYSYLE CHRIST!
Johnny: wtf happened?
Mike: oh my stars
Chris: lollerpops

by MrDinkleberry November 21, 2005

downward doggystyle

Sex from behind with the woman in the "downward dog" yoga pose (hands on the floor, legs and arms outstretched, ass in the air, so body forms a triangle with the ground).

She always remembers to breathe properly when doing it downward doggystyle.

by ezpei September 23, 2006

doggystyle

possibly the most intimate sexual position.

doggystyling is my favorite sexual position.

by Ren July 12, 2004

Rabid Doggystyle

having doggystyle sex with your partner while their in the middle of brushing the their teeth, resulting in heavy frothing, and an inability to swallow like a rabid dog

We were getting ready to leave the motel and while she was brushing her teeth naked in the mirror I decided to try a little rabid doggystyle

by Daynek September 30, 2010

Barron Von Doggystyle

One of the worlds greatest, historical pimps of all time. He led a pimping expedition to the Arctic Circle. Used a special stick to whip Eskimo hoes.

Barron Von Doggystyle is the greatest pimp of all time!

by Jordanl24 June 12, 2021

doggystyle

a sexual position where you are behind the person doing them in the vagina or with gays in the bunghole

"Let's do it doggystyle."

by Mr.Peoples January 25, 2003

double doggystyle

The position in which two women, using a double dong, or two-headed dildo, insert either end into each vagina and penetrate each other.

Instead of them just going ass-to-ass, why not just make them go double doggystyle? Even two guys could go ass-to-ass!

by Jonah Levy April 3, 2007