Dogfish

When your trying your hardest to be someone you are not but still end up looking ugly asf

Boy: come look at yo pic
Girl: why what's wrong with it
Boy: is u a catfish or sum
Girl: I tried to be
Boy: bruh that look like a dogfish murrafuggah!

by Thatgenius40 July 1, 2020

dogfish

A black guy that only dates white girls.

T-Bawne such a dogfish!

by T-Bawne September 16, 2016

Dogfish Dick

the male sexual disorder often characterized by the inability to ejaculate due to the excessive consumption of Dogfish Head beer, thereby exhausting your wife, girlfriend, mistress, life partner such that she has to tap out and finish you off in the morning.

After an evening at the Turtle with the "Wild Hogs", Mr. Marino returned home to seduce his wife by massaging her back only for her to later discover that he had Dogfish Dick.

by Sister Wives January 17, 2013

Dogfish

Coined by The Dating Detectives podcast, a dogfish is a who person who significantly misrepresents who they are or what they want while dating. Similar to catfish, these people aren't who they say they are, but instead of lying about the way they look they are lying about something else, like having a secret family, or dating to con their romantic partners out of money.

Person 1: "How are things going with Brad?"

Person 2: "Oh we broke up. You know those business trips he was taking to San Francisco? He was actually visiting his WIFE and their THREE CHILDREN. A total dogfish!"

by The Dating Detectives December 19, 2023

dogfish

someone who looks better in real life than in photos, in other words, not photogenic.

“bro that pic of her is so ugly she’s kinda a dogfish, she looks way prettier irl”

by psycho and the other May 5, 2023

Dogfish Ear

A stretched lobe that has split due to being pierced too low or by wearing incorrect jewelry. This results in earlobes that may resemble a fin.

Sam really messed up his stretch and now he has dogfish ear.

by Dr. Sigh July 1, 2020

Dogfish

Your date unexpectedly is so hot you can't think straight so you just factory reset to golden retriever mode also known as "I'm just happy to be here thank you for the opportunity".

"Whatever the opposite of catfishing is she did that to me. Dogfishing. You know I was just doing dumb shit the entire time."

by haggistierchen November 18, 2025