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Dog's Bollocks Syndrome

An uncurable illness which affects any organism that has a certain ability. This causes them to do use this ability whenever they can.

To put it in a simple context, why does a dog lick it's bollocks? Because it can.

Why did George Bush start the war in Iraq? Because he could.

Why does Madonna wear very tight and revealing costumes? because she can.

Also known as DBS, but unrelated to Dumb Bitch Syndrome.
Me: Gawd, I hate those sound effects Radiohead use.

You: That's because they've got DBS.

Someone else: DBS?

Me: Dog's Bollocks Syndrome.
by Phovos the Raptor June 24, 2009
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Hound Dog Syndrom

Hound Dog Syndrome is found to be derived from stretched, flabby skin being left over after rapid weight-loss of at least 80 pounds. HDS (Hound Dog Syndrome) affects the stomach, thighs, hips, breasts, and upper arms the most. One severe case of HDS, when a woman lost over 250 pounds, she was shattered to find that she had three wrinkly slabs of floppy skin draping down her abdominals.
"Dude, that chick I fucked last night was an ex-chunky, yeah man, she weighed over 400 pounds and is down to 140 and she had the wickedest Hound Dog Syndrome."
by 1fist2far June 22, 2009
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Whipped-dog syndrom

when your small dog acts like you beat them even though no one has laid a finger on them
Chata, quit acting like you have whipped-dog syndrom. You are just experiencing a fraction of discomfort.
by salazarshiss799 April 25, 2021
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Domsyndrome

A medical condition originated from the name of a self-entitled prick. The person suffering from this condition begins to show hyper-selfish behavior, often reality seems blurred to them and the being hallucinating into their own world where everything revolves around them and every person does what they tell them to do.
"Oh, he keeps arguing on the fact with no reasoning though specialists have explained it to him, Domsyndrome is really spreading fast"

"He started talking about how he created the seven wonders, sad how Domsyndrome has taken over him"
by notrachit May 19, 2018
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